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[Don and Tom] seemed like an odd couple at first. Don was a patent lawyer and Tom was a complete nerd.


David Kaufman

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GREG KAUFMAN We wanted to promote civic engagement and to use the cultural arts to diversify the educational expe...
GREG KAUFMAN From Dec. 1 to May 15, you have to drive your boat completely different.
GREG KAUFMAN Data is very helpful in writing grant proposals to get funding for subsequent surveys. We certainly ...
GREGG KAUFMAN After a lot of helpful conversation among faculty and students in the School of Health Sciences and ...
GREGG KAUFMAN The Coverdell Institute is lodged in academic affairs and we serve to promote civic engagement and h...
GREGG KAUFMAN In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutio...
LLOYD KAUFMAN Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a mil...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN Clear skies, cousin". Good luck, he means. There are never clear skies on Avon, no blue, no stars. B...
AMIE KAUFMAN But when there's no hope to be found anywhere, even the tiniest chance is worth taking.
AMIE KAUFMAN Am I not merciful?
AMIE KAUFMAN You have me. Until every last star in the galaxy dies.

You have me.
AMIE KAUFMAN You're talking about a potential commitment almost to the level of the financial commitment we're pu...
HUGH KAUFMAN I believe EPA did not do that because they knew it would come up not safe and so they are involved i...
HUGH KAUFMAN Official U.S. government policy in the Clinton administration is to grow food chain crops --the food...
HUGH KAUFMAN The reason for the the absence of the government agencies, I believe, is because they are participat...
HUGH KAUFMAN The danger is actually worse when the water goes away, because you have hazardous materials more con...
HUGH KAUFMAN Meet me in Montauk...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN Archie has a breadth of knowledge gained from serving on various boards over the years and is partic...
IVAN KAUFMAN Our strong fourth-quarter earnings results reflect the solid growth of our portfolio and the quality...
IVAN KAUFMAN If for some reason the system does not run properly, the Water Pollution Control Authority has the r...
HOWARD KAUFMAN The chemical is very safe but very effective. We would then go back and see if it was making a comeb...
HOWARD KAUFMAN Margaret Welch from the Department of Environmental Protection said that she would like that to be a...
HOWARD KAUFMAN I am struck by a realization: a computer will perform a takeoff or landing with all the grace of a p...
AMIE KAUFMAN