Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.

I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.

Which is amazing if you think about it. We don't even allow them to bring their cats and dogs.