Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."

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A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're singleâ€¦."

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A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single…."

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

— Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

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