Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

We should take advantage of this wealth index to build. We have other options. We have cheated our kids long enough. I still have the same science equipment in my classroom that I had 37 years ago, when I started.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!