Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

You don't need to know who's playing on the White House tennis court to be a good president.

You know, people'd always ask 'Why is Jesse Jackson running for the White House?' They never seen the house I'm running from.

It is true that when you're in the White House alone, it is a lonely place. Big and lonely.

There's no job that will humble you like the White House press secretary job.

The White House is the finest prison in the world.