Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer

And so if you take the e-mail out of the equation, which you must, there's not much left,

We just want to teach people how to reduce fire risk, ... Then, if there are problems, they can be corrected in the case of an actual emergency.

Call the police, my husband's been holding me captive since 8 a.m.

With these two charges his bail is $250,000 cash-only,

Investigators have interviewed both parties. They've made determinations of what possible charges are pending,