Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.