Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Tell me about the last pair of shoes you bought.

I'm walkin' to New Orleans, I'm going to need two pair of shoes, When I get through walkin' to you, When I get back to New Orleans.