Detective Leonard W. Briscoe


Jerry Orbach

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'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi.
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I know I wouldn't want to be him, ... I guess that's where I stop and he starts.
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Home Alone was a movie, not an alibi.
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Amy Leonard was part of the famous Leonard family that started the iron works.
KATHLEEN ROBERTS
Bence savaşlarda düşman öldüren askerler yerine, harika öğretmenlere madalya verilse, dünya ...
MATTHEW QUICK
There is no decent place to stand in a massacre.
BLAKE CROUCH
My page was too white
My ink was too thin
The day wouldn't write
What the night penci...
LEONARD COHEN
I'm sorry I couldn't be more than I was
MATTHEW QUICK
Did you ever think about all of the nights you lived through and can't remember The ones that were s...
MATTHEW QUICK
We're just very happy, Mrs. Leonard.
SALLY DOYLE
No private detective looks like a private detective. That's one of the first rules of private detect...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
When that dog jumps, the crowd just goes 'a-w-w-w!'
DAN JACOBS
There's always hope there's another Leonard Bernstein.
CAROL ROBINSON
Fort Leonard Wood really keeps us hopping.
DONNA HUDSON
Ray Leonard is more the family man, kind of quiet. He's not as outgoing as Sugar Ray Leonard. Su...
SUGAR RAY LEONARD
You cannot find peace by avoiding life, Leonard.
MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM
Well, it's a bit Jerry Springer (as in 'Jerry Springer Show') in that aspect,
YASMINE BLEETH
And then I thought that I had to be like Sherlock Holmes and I had to detach my mind at will to a re...
MARK HADDON
We aren’t angels. Angels couldn’t breathe the air down here. They’d die.
JAMES SALLIS
In my junior year I discovered books. . . . Devoured [them] the way other kids did candy or sandwich...
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Being a homicide detective can be the loneliest job in the world. The friends of the victim are upse...
STIEG LARSSON
The case called for plain, old-fashioned police leg work!
DONALD J. SOBOL
Come to the jacaranda tree at seven o'clock and you will hear something to your advantage. Destroy t...
KERRY GREENWOOD
Of course it's very hampering being a detective, when you don't know anything about detecting, and w...
A.A. MILNE
Leonard Feather... was the one who arranged for me to come to London to work for the BBC, and we rem...
BENNY CARTER
Jeżeli dadzą ci papier w linie, pisz w poprzek.
ALICE SEBOLD
The detective said it was a home invasion drug deal gone bad -- that's what the detective said (Sund...
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Jerry is an excellent therapist. Jerry had solutions when no one else could solve the problem.
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There is evidence that the honoree [Leonard Cohen] might be privy to the secret of the universe, whi...
TOM ROBBINS
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective stor...
AGATHA CHRISTIE
But the first published thing I did was a detective story, detective novel, and I did that on my own...
PETER SHAFFER
Anyone can write a detective story about a detective who fails, for Pete's sake. That's pret...
MARK WAID
He's in the mould of (retired Blue Bulls No 8) Anton Leonard.
DICK MUIR
I read a lot of detective novels.
CAITLIN KITTREDGE
A really good detective never gets married.
RAYMOND CHANDLER
But Bruckheimer didn't wilt. He said just do it without them. The great thing for me is that Jerry B...
TAYLOR HACKFORD
You realize, half-bloods are impossible. A human body shouldn’t be able to contain an elemental de...
PIPPA DACOSTA
If there are princes involved, you should stay out of their way.” Jerry’s smile softened his har...
PIPPA DACOSTA
You couldn't find a more stylized boxer than Sugar Ray Leonard.
USHER
A 'W' is a 'W' and we'll take it any way we can get it,
JOE CREDE
Every mystery novel I ever read, the great detective was such an arrogant fuck you could replace 70%...
NISIOISIN
You were dead, you were sleeping the big sleep, you were not bothered by things like that, oil and w...
RAYMOND CHANDLER
Dead men are heavier than broken hearts.
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It's a tough job being somebody's personal assistant. You have to anwser their phone, manage their c...
LEE GOLDBERG
In my experience, Detective, it's all middle game.
MICHAEL CHABON
I’d leave that part to Detective Twinkle-Toes.
KATE SERINE
We basically played detective for a whole day.
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Perhaps no line of Cohen’s better captures the essence of his vision. He is telling his listeners ...
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You feel the same hum at a Cohen concert that you do at a church or a synagogue, a feeling that eman...
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He's just going to buy alcohol or drugs, you know", Lauren said, which made me sad, because she didn...
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Maybe that's why adults drink, gamble, and do drugs - because they can't get naturally lit anymore. ...
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If I was a boxer, I would bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard!
LIAR LIAR
It's early. We've still got Atlantic and Leonard, so that could change pretty quick.
TERRY GOUGH
It’s not about the destination. It’s getting there that’s the good part.
- Leonard
MORGAN MATSON
Jerry: I love you ... you complete me.
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Jerry and I are talking. We're fine.
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If people concentrated on their responsibilities, others would have their rights.
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People have a natural tendency to flee to the mountains when things get tough.
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A three-pint problem
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'True Detective' would not pass The Bechdel Test.
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Jerry was actually trying to calm things down.
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Detective fiction could not have existed without Edgar Allan Poe.
GILES FODEN
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
ARTHUR C. CLARKE
(Leonard) pitched great. He had his usual stuff. He dominated and kept them off the scoreboard.
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Anywhere inside the bleachers and I'm fine ... just as long as I can make bogey. A 'W' is a 'W.
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Pigpen warned us that the detective fucked you up." Eli says.
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
JERRY SEINFELD
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s...
JERRY SEINFELD
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD
Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ
Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI
You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON
After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD
I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI
I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL
I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE
Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR
My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA
As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI
I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA
Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ
I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS
I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ
In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD
Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES
Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER
I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL
My greatest moment as a jock occurred when I was 14 and playing punch ball in front of my house on A...
JERRY REINSDORF
The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST