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Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.


Mark Twain

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ARTHUR MILLER You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.
MARK TWAIN You can't pray a lie--I found that out.
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DYLAN THOMAS You can't pray a lie.
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GARY WOLF I bought a book of Mark Twain quotes. That's about my speed. I'll read a couple quotes and p...
KID ROCK Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character mu...
LYMAN BEECHER Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character mu...
LYMAN BEECHER It was not a great lie, not a bad lie, but I caught it perfectly. I was very fortunate.
CRAIG STADLER Of another lie "You said that you will be with me...", "Everything what I want I will get..", but???...
DEYTH BANGER I've got no other home to go to, not anymore. When I look at England now I see a dead place, Rupert....
LEV GROSSMAN A lie will raise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down.
VICTORIA AVEYARD I slept and dreamed that life was Beauty; I woke, and found that life was Duty:-- Was thy drea...
ELLEN STURGIS HOOPER It was just assumed that I was wrong. It was a blatant lie.
SHERRON WATKINS When I was young, an eccentric uncle decided to teach me how to lie. Not, he explained, because he w...
BRIAN ENO You tried to charm them and fake them out, ... They saw you lie to them. I saw you lie. It was an in...
GERARD LYNCH How can you say it was all a lie?” I ask, just above a whisper. “Matt was my best friend. I love...
SARAH OCKLER Tonight was... well, it was perfect for me too. You've turned my world upside down. I've fallen in l...
SIMONE ELKELES Tell me I'm a screwed up mess, that I never listen, listen. Tell me you don't want my kiss, that ...
ONE DIRECTION I can't tell a lie, Pa; you know I can't tell a lie. I did cut it with my hatchet.
GEORGE WASHINGTON What can I tell you about myself that you have not already found out from those who do not lie?
JOHN LENNON I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to s...
NEIL GAIMAN Each night I lie down in a graveyard of memories. Moonlight spins a shroud about me.
JERRY SPINELLI The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS Ali's got a left, Ali's got a right - when he knocks you down, you'll sleep for the nigh...
MUHAMMAD ALI I can see why Barber would make this up. He was in a kill or be killed situation, and he got what he...
MICHAEL WOLFE He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
BIBLE He maketh me to lie down in green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters.
BIBLE He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
BIBLE I'm telling you a lie in a vicious effort that you will repeat my lie over and over until it becomes...
LADY GAGA It was a pretty sloppy cradle. I'm not going to lie. He got me out of position. Basically, I was jus...
DEXTER LARIMORE Companions were not allowed to lie. I don’t know why. I had tried a few times when I was young to ...
ERMA I TALAMANTE the heart cant lie because the eyes is watching
N.HERNANIE You know, there's a big lie in this business. The lie is that it's okay to go out in flames....
STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN Before I knowed it, I was saying out loud, 'The hell with it! There ain't no sin and there ain't no ...
JOHN STEINBECK My dad once told me, he was like, 'The only time you should lie is when someone's holding a ...
JADEN SMITH I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
MARK WAHLBERG Each night I lie down in a graveyard of memories.
JERRY SPINELLI Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found som...
ALAN MOORE I hit my head hard. I'm not going to lie. It knocked me out for a little while.
COREY BREWER I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself,...
WILLEM DAFOE When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, c...
MATT DILLON Every day is a lie, he said. But you are dying. That is not a lie.
CORMAC MCCARTHY I still did, until about December 2003 -- even if my son was killed -- until we found out that the r...
JEAN PREWITT I think by the time you're grown you're as happy as you're goin to be. You'll have good times and ba...
CORMAC MCCARTHY Is a lie still a lie
if you say it pretty?
FORTESA LATIFI Like many people who became sick, I found that researching man-made radiation immersed me into a cor...
STEVEN MAGEE You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrib...
CASSANDRA CLARE I first read 'Tom Sawyer' when I was in 8th grade, 13 years old. I realised since that Mark ...
JEFF NICHOLS I was build with bassically upon on a code... lie... what's a lie and so on and so on!?

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DEYTH BANGER It's a lie, you know, to pretend that nothing is important to you. It's hiding. Believe me, I know b...
ELLEN WITTLINGER Donald Trump is a liar because he is a coward. It is fear and cowardice that make him lie. it is his...
GIZMO, THE PUZZLED PUPPY It smells terrible in here.'

Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, pro...
JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was fo...
HAL HOLBROOK You lie,” he said. “All men lie when they are afraid. Some tell many lies, some but a few. Some ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN It was shocking because his mother called me and told me he was in a terrible accident. I didn't kno...
LEE FISHER Take it for a second", "I will come in shortly", after all this is a lie to get out, if you ask me I...
DEYTH BANGER I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
JACKSON BROWNE I still stand by what I said. Do you want me to lie about it?” he asks. “No, I want you to rethi...
SUZANNE COLLINS I didn't lie about it. I was very drunk.
MAKOSI MUSAMBASI I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself,...
WILLEM DAFOE The persons on whom I have bestowed my dearest love lie deep in their graves; but, although the happ...
CHARLES DICKENS It was a shock to me. I found out when (the media) found out. I didn't know what was going on. Stan ...
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
PAUL TERRY Where are you going?”
He looked over his shoulder at me. “If I stay, you won’t get any sl...
SARAH J. MAAS I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for.
ALICE HOFFMAN When I was running 'round in America, about 30 years old, I didn't want no woman. I knowed I...
DAVID EDWARDS I made a habit always to hear the Indians; and although they very often lie to me, I do not show the...
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DICK VAN DYKE Saying that you never lie, is a lie.
ROBERT ADAMS Tell me Zach.” I don’t know if it was the wind or the adrenaline, but I shivered. “And don’t...
ALLY CARTER Free will, huh? Damn. It is a bitch.’ And then he smiled-he smiled-at me, a real smile, revealing ...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT If you all will please excuse me,” Red said and headed out of the courtyard. “I think I’m goin...
CHRIS COLFER Nothin's what it seems, drow!" Bruenor declared. "Nothin'! Ye try to follow what ye know, ye know? B...
R.A. SALVATORE Believe me when i say; I know the 'U' in ugly. Never did it lie to me.
KARAN PATADE If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
SATCHEL PAIGE I just forgot to hit it. It was a good distance, but I didn't have a good lie.
LORENA OCHOA Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
TRYGVE LIE I shall take all the troubles of the past, all the disappointments, all the headaches, and I shall p...
TRYGVE LIE A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
TRYGVE LIE I'm not going to lie, I was nervous, ... I knew he was open, and I just choked. That's all there is ...
STEFAN LEFORS I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me."
"I...
CASSANDRA CLARE Every moment of contact between us seems important—every glance, every touch, every word. I don’...
CAROLINE GEORGE I'm not going to lie ? I was nervous, ... I knew he was open, and I just choked. That's all there is...
STEFAN LEFORS I'm not going to lie — I was nervous, ... I knew he was open, and I just choked. That's all there ...
STEFAN LEFORS He was lying; I could hear it the way you hear a tune and you know how it goes. I wondered how many ...
ANNIE BARROWS What I've discovered is that in art, as in music, there's a lot of truth-and then there'...
LADY GAGA To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my m...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO deep down I believe my year was a special year: it produced me.
NED VIZZINI In art there are tears that lie too deep for thought.
LOUIS KRONENBERGER What this case is going to show the most is that the No. 1 lie, out of all the lies that was told on...
DEMAR RHOME Bruce always had to tell a lie. He was always living that lie. Caitlyn doesn't have any secrets.
CAITLYN JENNER Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
BILL BRADLEY Tell us any lie you want to, In any kind of mixture, But we pray you, God we pray you, Don't show us...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN

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MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
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MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome.
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MARK TWAIN To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
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MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
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MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
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MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
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MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
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MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
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MARK TWAIN There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
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MARK TWAIN When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a te...
MARK TWAIN In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
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MARK TWAIN There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
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MARK TWAIN A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
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MARK TWAIN The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
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MARK TWAIN Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expe...
MARK TWAIN Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
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MARK TWAIN Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
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MARK TWAIN Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
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MARK TWAIN I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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MARK TWAIN Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
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MARK TWAIN If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
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MARK TWAIN I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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MARK TWAIN Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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MARK TWAIN All right, then, I'll go to hell.
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MARK TWAIN Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
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MARK TWAIN Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
MARK TWAIN