Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles oh, damn their measured merriment.

Bad men with smiles are the most dangerous kind.

That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn, that kid’s a worthless sonovabitch’.

Winter is not a season, it's an occupation.

When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.

Pugnacity is a form of courage, but a very bad form.