Damn lies by the train load are like cancer. Those who tried to wish cancer away would tell you it doesn’t work, but they’re all dead.

What you gain from wishing will fit on the sharp end of a needle.

Worms from hell surround themselves with the accessories of religion and lead their followers straight through the gates of hell.

Who is this Pat Condell? He's my friend. He likes his beer; He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.

Those who advocate secularism and honestly want separation of church and state can't fully appreciate Christopher Hitchens now, but their cause will be without the very best friend it'll ever know after he's gone. It'll truly be a day for mourning.

I have no hatred for cops. I have hatred for racists and brutal people, but not necessarily the cops. The cops are just doing what they're told to do.