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Damn it. What are we exactly calling a 'masculine problem'? Did he have trouble running the flag up? Or did it fall to half staff?

"Do we have to speak about this metaphorically or-"

"Yes," Leo said firmly.

"All right. He..." Poppy frowned in concentration as she searched for the right words, "... left me while the flag was still flying.

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