Damien has died and gone straight to boy heaven,' Shaunee said as soon as we were out of earshot
'Hey it's about time those kid stop acting like ignorant rednecks and behaved like they had some sense,' I said.
'She doesn't mean that, even though we agree with you,' Erin said 'She means Mr Jack the cute-gay-new-kid Twist.
'Now why in the world would you think he's gay?' Stevie Ray asked.
'Stevie Rae, I swear you have got to broaden your horizons, girl,' Shaunee said.
'Okay, I'm lost too. Why do you think Jack's gay?' I asked.
Shaunee and Erin shared a long-suffering look, then Erin explained. Jack Twist is yummy Jake Gyllenhaal's totally gay cowboy character from Brokeback Mountain.'
'And please just please! Anyone who chooses that name and who looks all geeky like that is totally, completely playing for Damian's team.'
'Huh' I said.
'Well, I'll be 'Stevie Rae said 'you know i never did see that movie. It didn't come to the Cinema 8 in Henrietta.'
'You don't say?' Shaunee said.
'Please. I'm so shocked,' Erin said.
'Do guys kiss in it?'
'Deliciously' Shaunee and Erin said together.
I tried, but failed miserably not laugh at the look on Stevie Rae’s Face.


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