Dame Edna: The Royal Tour

Just get up there and neigh!

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.

I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is this that made us what we are.

Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs - 'muffin mouths,' I call them. There's not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in 'Desperate Housewives.'