Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.