Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation.

Science Fiction: Any scientific acclaim that omits God.

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald, the reality is once the hair is gone, you might not get the parts.

Dreams sometimes foretell the future.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.