Cut is the branch that might have grown full straight, / And burnèd is Apollo's laurel-bough, / That sometime grew within this learnèd man.

What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy. And with Laurel and Hardy, they're both the funny guy.

My go-to jeans are a straight, narrow cut from A.P.C. or BLK DNM.

The executive branch has grown too strong, the judicial branch too arrogant and the legislative branch too stupid.

Jigging veins of rhyming mother wits.

Accurst be he that first invented war.