Garrison Keillor
Related This is Romney's biggest political weakness. His policy flip-flops and the general sense that he... RON FOURNIER RICHARD HAMMOND MARKUS ZUSAK I love Tinkerbell because she's feisty and about it. She's got swag! She's going to do w... KIDADA JONES LYNDON B. JOHNSON ELLEN BASS You have to feel good in what you're wearing; if you don't feel good it's not going to l... B.O.B I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES MICHAEL JACKSON ERIN HUNTER THE WEEKND BLAKE LIVELY CRAIG GROESCHEL KIMBERLY CALDWELL BORIS JOHNSON DEYTH BANGER IRWIN WINKLER CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN I play a guy who believes he's a king. He's the most common man in the world; in fact his fa... JAMES CAAN ELLEN DEGENERES ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER DWYANE WADE You just couldn't be in George Romney's presence without some of his goodness and integrity ... TAGG ROMNEY I mean, you have a general tone of it but it's pretty much you get to come in and you're goi... DAVID R. ELLIS NICK FALDO Anybody who's away from what's normal is just kind of pushed aside as, 'Oh, he's cra... TROY POLAMALU I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL In every person we meet there's this little piece of God in them and that's who you talk to.... TERRENCE HOWARD DAVID MAMET HERMAN MELVILLE The Mormon issue is a real problem in the South; it's a real problem in other parts of the count... DAN BARTLETT I don't know what to say about it except Tom Hanks is a great person, a serious person; he's... TOM SIZEMORE MEGAN FOX People need realness, reality. People can sense when someone is being pretentious or fake. It's ... AFROJACK GRIZZ CHAPMAN I've had all types of beautiful girls tell me that they ugly when they look in the mirror, as if... LEE DANIELS JESSIE J It's also reflective of a young person's religion or faith in that it's highly charged w... DANIEL BERRIGAN JOHN WOODEN This world is a joke, and I'm in it OLIWAH GOUDEE I'm super, super casual. I like boxer shorts or jeans or tank tops, tennis shoes and flip flops.... SHANNON ELIZABETH The piece I most love wearing is Mother's gold brocade cocktail dress with matching jacket... It... MARGO JEFFERSON MICHELLE WILLIAMS PATTI DAVIS There's good and bad in everybody. I wasn't looking for the good, or looking for the bad. Th... SAM MENDES To stand on theASK AND IT IS GIVEN The ugly is very appealing to man. It's instinct. One shrinks from the ugly, yet wants to look a... SONYA LEVIEN A good trick I learnt early on is not to immediately look at playback because once you know the shot... AIDAN TURNER ELVIS MITCHELL PATRICIA HIGHSMITH Mr. Idris Elba is amazing! He happens to be British, but what's funny about him is that when he&... TASHA SMITH GABOUREY SIDIBE MARTIN SCORSESE JIMMIE JOHNSON RICK PITINO BRITNEY SPEARS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH CHRIS MARTIN WINONA RYDER Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it. CHANDRA WILSON You know, it's not the people in Hollywood who go to see movies that will make a movie successfu... PIA ZADORA It's a surer way to a woman's heart to be interested in what she's thinking than what sh... TINA LOUISE Now Dave Eggers, if you lived in San Francisco, is not an easy person to be done with. Everyone - an... JAMES BERNARD FROST Contrary to what we've been told, life is simple. We complicate matters with our choices. MICHELLE RICHARDSON DEYTH BANGER HOLLY HUNTER DAPHNE GUINNESS GLENN BECK HENRY ROLLINS I can pour myself into Bon Iver. It's a thing about self- and mental discovery, and those are al... JUSTIN VERNON JANET JACKSON JOHN LE CARRE ELSA MAXWELL Everything is not black-and-white. I'm really interested in the gray area - not justifying it, n... ISAIAH WASHINGTON PAT ROBERTSON I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON MO FARAH VIGGO MORTENSEN Comedy comes from a place of hurt. Charlie Chaplin was starving and broke in London, and that's ... CHRIS TUCKER When you go see a good DJ, you'll know it, man - you'll know it in your bones. Between the g... KASKADE DANIEL GOLDSTEIN MARILYN MANSON BENJAMIN WATSON JONATHAN IVE It's hard being a hostage in somebody else's mouth - or a character in somebody else's n... DAVID ANTIN It's annoying when someone's in front of you driving ten miles an hour, and you're like,... GLENN DANZIG COREY TAYLOR Science is you! It's your head, it's your dog, it's your iPhone - it's the world. Ho... MARY ROACH I take it a little bit hard on myself because I'm comparing myself a lot, and that's the kin... NASTIA LIUKIN The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very f... ROALD DAHL At first I was a bit indignant about it, and then I realised, 'No, that's what people want, ... JULIA ORMOND Slater's a big star and he's been in the business a long time. He's always in a good moo... UWE BOLL You know, there's always someone in mind when I'm writing. You know, it's all comes from... DAN AUERBACH CARLOS GHOSN ROBBY GORDON PSY RYAN GOSLING Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just... MARK RUSSELL Jay-Z is as politically correct as some of the politicians. He's safe. There's points when y... CURTIS JACKSON
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LANE GARRISON I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a clien... JIM GARRISON I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I coul... JIM GARRISON The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employ... JIM GARRISON This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality of the people who make it; to impute s... JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody. JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr... JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi... JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why. JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait... JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig... JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass... JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful. JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa... JIM GARRISON Gene Hackman is one of the great American actors of all time. LANE GARRISON I'm originally from Dallas, Texas, where Bonnie and Clyde were from, so when I was a little kid,... LANE GARRISON If you speak to anyone who's ever done time, the fact that you make it out of there alive is a m... LANE GARRISON One of the things about jail that's weird is that you're sent to a place where you're su... LANE GARRISON I have much to say about the pain I've felt and seen inside of prison. It has been an eye-openin... LANE GARRISON In the end, crime doesn't pay. LANE GARRISON Bonnie and Clyde were almost like a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing 'the government's money.... LANE GARRISON I grew up learning from a father who said, 'When you make a mistake or you make a bad decision, ... LANE GARRISON THEODOSIA GARRISON ZINA GARRISON All the charges you enumerate have been made with one purpose in mind-to place our office on the def... JIM GARRISON Use the water of encouragement on someone else's flowers - especially the flowers that are wilted, t... HANNAH GARRISON To those who don't want the truth about Kennedy's assassination to become known, the very re... JIM GARRISON The grand jury, composed of 12 eminent New Orleans citizens, heard our evidence and indicted the def... JIM GARRISON The CIA could not face up to the American people and admit that its former employees had conspired t... JIM GARRISON I know the one thing she'd want us to be doing is laughing. BOB GARRISON I think it's nice for the volunteers of this area, that recognition means something to all the peopl... BOB GARRISON The high school drawings are being finished up in our office as we speak. The high school job will b... BOB GARRISON When you think about it, these budgets were formulated a year in a half ago and we're living with th... BOB GARRISON We are in an environment where we can't afford everything, but there are some choices. BOB GARRISON We weren't happy with that so our recommendation to the board was to reject those bids. BOB GARRISON I can sympathize with them. Because I know, you know, every time I look at the benefits I had, they'... BILL GARRISON I think she'll bring a whole new look, a whole new feel to this place. BILL GARRISON All of their 1040 information was in the hands of these crooks. BILL GARRISON We're getting evidence that really depicts organized crime. They really deserve more potent charges. BILL GARRISON No one has had the capability of getting into computers to find out the extent before. (We'll find) ... BILL GARRISON Research shows that early literacy is critical. Students who come from more affluent, better educate... BILL GARRISON THEODOSIA GARRISON It was the closest time in our department where firemen risked their lives. It was the most impressi... DAVID GARRISON We didn't come out ready to play. They're a good team and well coached, and you're not going to beat... GREG GARRISON There's a reason Cory Davis is getting a Division I scholarship. He's a difference maker, not only f... GREG GARRISON They were really physical inside and pushed us away from the basket. We didn't get the ball inside l... GREG GARRISON Our defensive presence was there ? they had 23 turnovers. Our (turnovers) came in stretches that led... GREG GARRISON That's kind of their trademark, to play hard and apply pressure. I think we came out a little timid ... GREG GARRISON We managed to hang on. We didn't do a good job of putting them away when we could have. GREG GARRISON We're not looking forward to that trip, to be honest with you. GREG GARRISON One of the big benefits is getting our kids away from home, sharing (motel) rooms. The camaraderie, ... GREG GARRISON The encouraging thing is we got better each game. It was a great team effort. GREG GARRISON I'm really proud of our kids and their defensive effort. We held them to seven in the fourth quarter... GREG GARRISON I believe comedy should be a resource to promote social change instead of regression. I can't say en... LAURA GARRISON Hurricanes affect us terribly. If we have a bad hurricane season it'll take away from everything I d... BETSY GARRISON The clothing is about sun protection and of course we have beer can island shorts. BETSY GARRISON We had the best January through March period in the history of owning our own business. BETSY GARRISON You never know what's going to happen. We're not going to rehearse -- we're just going to wing it. GARRISON STARR When I first started at KJHK it was this exalted entity to me. It was like I had finally found somet... KYLE GARRISON We don't have enough deodorant, so we'll add that later. DAVID GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of national se... JIM GARRISON I'm not able to cry yet, ... I lost a son and a wonderful daughter-in-law, but I can't cry. I want t... JIM GARRISON I want to keep it diverse, but not to the point of alienating our listeners. If it's a really good l... KYLE GARRISON ZINA GARRISON ZINA GARRISON ZINA GARRISON We're not doing anything new with Snort. What we're doing is Snort with high speed and low latency, ... STEVE GARRISON Substantial interest already has been expressed, both from Petaluma firms and some outside the area. DOUG GARRISON We are adding parking and a signal at the south entrance of the campus, but as we've seen with the n... DOUG GARRISON Hit television show American Idol is the perfect example of this. Thousands of hopefuls sing their h... DOUG GARRISON This is a monumental step for Santa Rosa Junior College, because it is a direct statement that it is... DOUG GARRISON When we surveyed students about their interests and needs, they expressed a lot of support for the u... DOUG GARRISON It will be a process. The heart and soul of our college is our faculty, and we've already found a qu... DOUG GARRISON I'm genuinely excited about what we'll be able to do to better serve the community. At the same time... DOUG GARRISON Lately I can't help wanting us DEBORAH GARRISON It would be a challenge even for the Delaware Theater Company to do a show like this. DENVER GARRISON I don't know if he could or not. He could try. DENVER GARRISON Gas prices are too high. Something should be done about it. DENVER GARRISON Selfish people try to keep or get things but they loose people HANNAH GARRISON A guest from company A could possibly hack into a conference held by company B, their competitor, st... DAVID GARRISON That smacks of bribery. He just opens himself up to misusing his money. This is the quintessential r... GARRISON NELSON The superstars have landed. This is a clear sign that the Democrats know how important this Senate r... GARRISON NELSON It's just more of a grass-roots approach. It's fans taking matters into their own hands and making g... GARRISON STARR The cats are terrible. Out of every 10, nine are scratching and biting and hissing. JANE GARRISON I've been bitten, scratched, had [my] head cracked open. JANE GARRISON The suffering is overwhelming. Sometimes they have food left, but all their water is gone. Every sec... JANE GARRISON We feel very betrayed in regards to
them taking our money and giving the administrators a raise. JANNA GARRISON They're taking our money and giving it to the principals. JANNA GARRISON It's taking our money that we're sacrificing ... and they're giving the administrators up to an 11 p... JANNA GARRISON We should be able to work together, but the only way you can work together is with integrity and tru... JANNA GARRISON Our goal was to be in the top ten and nobody gave us a prayer. (Eighth place) isn't to bad for a tea... JACK GARRISON (Reese) came out here and beat all the good kids. What a tournament both of them had. JACK GARRISON He's a tough kid. You have to want to beat the hell out of the kid; that's the attitude you need. JACK GARRISON We needed a few more pins, they pinned us more than we pinned them and that hurt us. But I'm proud o... JACK GARRISON I tell you what, we set a team goal to win the region and I think the team did everything they could... JACK GARRISON This is not about money. This is about the judicial system gone awry. This is about two jurors being... LARRY GARRISON Right now I have the whole world converging on me to do interviews. I have a major (TV) network that... LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. All I can say is that he is a chara... LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. LARRY GARRISON These books are going to rock the nation. Elly and Ray are two of the three jurors who initially vot... LARRY GARRISON
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Garrison Keillor read several of my poems on 'The Writer's Almanac' and I've heard f... 
Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel. 
He never seemed to get tired. Always first up and ready to move on. Never afraid of what lay ahead. 
The Joker that Christopher Nolan created in 'The Dark Knight' had the scar across his mouth,... 
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What I really think about Banksy is I think he's a genius; he's a great artist, and I like h... 
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One person's car is another person's scenery. 
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