Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.

Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.