See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do?â€
“Wow,†Lauren said. “Yes, Mr. Cliché, I know what I have to do. I make lemonade.â€
“No,†he said. “You scream, ‘Fuck you, lemons!â€
“And then you throw those goddamn lemons into oncoming traffic, and you go do what you want to do.
— Priscilla Glenn
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