Coz," he said. "You really must learn to shut your mouth from time to time. You'll taste less shoe letter.

O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go.

I was always 'foot-in-mouth-Mia.'

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

A silent mouth is melodious.

Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?