Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.

It pained me to imagine how our twosome appeared to others, marked as those kind of girls who belonged to each other. Those sexless fixtures of high school.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.