Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

People never fail to disappoint.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

If a developer wants to find a place to build where there's capacity, then he's going to go out to the boonies.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Congressman. I had no role in this issue.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.