Conference play is a totally different level of intensity. The stakes are higher. It's hard to put into words how big it truly is.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

They all looked at me because they knew it wasn't very good, ... It's terrible. The first words out of my mouth were a lie.

Why don't you come up to the keyboard and read the words while I play, I'm OK with that.

Most of them are the more common swear words. The play is very direct and it has strong issues about peer pressure.

I always knew Carl had the game to play on tour. But I wasn't too sure about myself.