Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

I have noticed that, with few exceptions, men bungle their affairs. Everywhere I see incompetence rampant, incompetence triumphant...I have accepted the universality of incompetence.

He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.

All marriages are happy it's living together afterwards that causes all the problems.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.