George Bernard Shaw quote: "Commemoration of Richard Baxter, Priest, Hymnographer, Teacher, 1691 If bodies please thee, praise God on occasion of them, and turn back thy love upon their Maker; lest in these things which please thee, thou displease. If souls please thee, be they loved in God: for they too are mutable, but in Him they are firmly established. ... The Confessions of St. Augustine June 15, 1996 Feast of Evelyn Underhill, Mystical Writer, 1941 Jesus remains unshaken as the practical man; and we stand exposed as the fools, the blunderers, the unpractical visionaries."

I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.
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General consultant to mankind.
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You cannot be a hero without being a coward.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
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The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe an...
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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life...
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The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that&#...
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why no...
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A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as ou...
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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
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Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people's opinions will ...
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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I want to destroy ownership in order that possession and enjoyment may be raised to the highest poin...
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The Old Testament God is a person with body parts and passions. The Church of England God has neithe...
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A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no co...
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Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.
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A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
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While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered animals, how can we expect any ideal living con...
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An index is a great leveller.
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Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
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Very few people can afford to be poor.
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The idea of personal salvation is intensely repugnant to me when it is not absurd. Imagine Roosevelt...
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The only fundamental and possible socialism is the socialisation of the selective breeding of man.
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If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.
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If I were a woman, I'd simply refuse to speak to any man or do anything for men until I'd go...
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We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.
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The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on p...
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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
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The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.
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Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
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There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your ow...
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England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
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I have to live for others and not for myself: that's middle-class morality.
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The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
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One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
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Syllables govern the world.
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Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
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Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of...
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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
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Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
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I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
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The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.
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I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes...
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I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people...
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Better never than late.
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The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa...
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror...
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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
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If I own a large part of Scotland, I can turn the people off the land practically into the sea or ac...
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The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves.
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Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is...
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There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find an Englishman doing it; but you will never...
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Majesty: when a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his du...
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You see things; and you say Why? But I dream things that never were; and I say Why not?
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You have set up in New York Harbor a monstrous idol which you call Liberty. The only thing that rema...
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You have to choose between trusting to the natural stability of gold and the natural stability of th...
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The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves.
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Life is a disease; and the only difference between one man and another is the stage of the disease a...
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The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love m...
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman woul...
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If you value a man's regard, strive with him. As to liking, you like your newspaper -- and despise i...
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and ab...
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You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.
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A man who has no office to go to--I don't care who he is--is a trial of which you can have no conce...
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Caesar was a man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without originality or ...
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A statesman who confines himself to popular legislation - or, for the matter of that, a playwright w...
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The art of government is the organization of idolatry. The bureaucracy consists of functionaries; th...
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Men are not governed by justice, but by law or persuasion. When they refuse to be governed by law or...
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Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he...
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. •George Bernard Shaw It is better ...
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No question is so difficult to answer as that which the answer is obvious.
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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
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A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he will.
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The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we st...
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I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider...
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You cannot have power for good without having power for evil too. Even mother's milk nourishes murde...
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People exaggerate the value of things they haven't got: everybody worships truth and unselfishness b...
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You see things and you say "Why?"; but I dream things that never were and I say "Why not?".
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Better keep yourself clean and bright. You are the window through which you must see the world.
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The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing
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If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.
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Power does not corrupt man; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. T...
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There is nothing that can be changed more completely than human nature when the job is taken in hand...
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Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
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Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are...
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There is always danger for those who are afraid.
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Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal.
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Science is always wrong, it never solves a problem without creating ten more.
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I was a freethinker before I knew how to think.
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Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for my...
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It is difficult, if not impossible, for most people to think otherwise than in the fashion of their ...
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The Jews generally give value. They make you pay; but they deliver the goods. In my experience the m...
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My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
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All the sweetness of religion is conveyed to the world by the hands of story-tellers and image-maker...
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We sing in a church, why can we not dance there?
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What is wrong with priests and popes is that instead of being apostles and saints, they are nothing ...
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The great danger of conversion in all ages has been that when the religion of the high mind is offer...
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Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes.
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The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he se...
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The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.
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Life at its noblest leaves mere happiness far behind; and indeed cannot endure it. Happiness is not ...
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A lifetime of happiness? No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.
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Give a man health and a course to steer; and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or...
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But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
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The only way for a woman to provide for herself decently is for her to be good to some man that can ...
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Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
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A man who has no office to go to -- I don't care who he is -- is a trial of which you can have no co...
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Nothing makes a man so selfish as work.
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When I was a young man I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. I didn't want to ...
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Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.
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Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
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Success covers a multitude of blunders.
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How can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?
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We mustn't be stiff and stand-off, you know. We must be thoroughly democratic, and patronize everybo...
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Better see rightly on a pound a week than squint on a million.
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The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy ...
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Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound and successful personal and nat...
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Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity, a...
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The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization. Money is the most import...
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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long a...
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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most tr...
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This comes of James teaching me to think for myself, and never to hold back out of fear of what othe...
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Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's heart; but death ...
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Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.
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What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the chil...
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Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run.
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To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching Man to regard himself as an experiment in th...
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The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood.
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This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one...
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In your Salvation shelter I saw poverty, misery, cold and hunger. You gave them bread and treacle an...
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When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drun...
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I believe in Michelangelo, Velasquez, and Rembrandt; in the might of design, the mystery of color, t...
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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three ...
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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
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I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lu...
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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inac...
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[H]e is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.
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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as...
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No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
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All problems are finally scientific problems.
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You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of con...
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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.
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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. T...
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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyon...
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Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
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Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid of.
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Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.
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Morality is suspecting other people of not being legally married.
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An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
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The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
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A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceiv...
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The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa...
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Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
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I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I...
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The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing c...
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The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other c...
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The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure witho...
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The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be n hell is to drift: to b...
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself.
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If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.
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Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous
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Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were ...
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You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespe...
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Independence? That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us o...
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