Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.

Money can't buy poverty.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.