The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
MARTY FELDMAN Money can't buy poverty.
MARTY FELDMAN Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, an...
MARTY FELDMAN I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a ...
MARTY FELDMAN I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politici...
MARTY FELDMAN The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
MARTY FELDMAN It could be worse... It could be raining
MARTY FELDMAN tout est dans la nature si une personne essaye de vous changer ses quel ne vous aime pas vraiment de...
MARTY I would love to go help baby sea turtles back into the ocean after hatching in Mexico.
TAMARA FELDMAN I don't feel famous.
TAMARA FELDMAN I like dirty boys. Mechanics, construction workers, artists who get paint and clay everywhere. They ...
TAMARA FELDMAN Moviewise, I would love to make the story of princess Erendira. She was a 16 year old princess/warri...
TAMARA FELDMAN I would like to see 'A Confederacy of Dunces' by John Kennedy Toole adapted.
TAMARA FELDMAN I really like structured coats and layered scarves, and I especially love cashmere sweaters.
TAMARA FELDMAN You have to stay updated on trends, social things and pop culture, you need to stay with the times a...
COREY FELDMAN I'm a big kid, I'm a kid at heart, so I still love the classic family films, such as the gre...
COREY FELDMAN If you are standing next to someone who's smoking, I'm not sure there's something specific that exis...
ALAN FELDMAN Our activity pales in comparison to even office pools,
ALAN FELDMAN As we face tougher comparisons in the second half of this year, it is unlikely we will sustain this ...
ALAN FELDMAN Here we watch it minute by minute. When you force it underground, anything is possible. Apparently t...
ALAN FELDMAN It's financially viable because these enormous resort hotels place so much emphasis on the show as p...
ALAN FELDMAN There is no other action contemplated at this time until the outcome of the allegations is known.
ALAN FELDMAN This wasn't a concern to us in regards to our plans, but we just wanted to make sure the Gulf Coast ...
ALAN FELDMAN That's been our sole focus these past few days, to make sure our employees get their paychecks. Afte...
ALAN FELDMAN It's just as important for us an anyone.
ALAN FELDMAN It is absolutely not the time to be framing public policy. ... Discussion should take place in the c...
ALAN FELDMAN Faced with the collapse of Iraq into something like Lebanon - or worse, Somalia - the Bush administr...
NOAH FELDMAN During the boom years of the 1990s, globalization emerged as the most significant development in our...
NOAH FELDMAN William O. Douglas married not one, not two, not three, but four hot blondes. He was not faithful to...
NOAH FELDMAN Cyber war takes place largely in secret, unknown to the general public on both sides.
NOAH FELDMAN Fatherhood is the most amazing thing that could ever have happened in my life.
COREY FELDMAN I'd say that animal rights and environmental issues have always been at the forefront of my mind...
COREY FELDMAN The rise of the presidency began with the Louisiana Purchase, which in 1803 doubled the land mass of...
NOAH FELDMAN Cyber attacks are not what makes the cool war 'cool.' As a strategic matter, they do not dif...
NOAH FELDMAN What is driving the tendency to discount Joseph Smith's revelations is not that they seem less r...
NOAH FELDMAN The Mormons' passage from bugbears of the Republican Party to its stalwarts may be analogized to...
NOAH FELDMAN When I was a kid, I hated being talked to as a kid. I don't know if all kids feel that way, but ...
MICHAEL FELDMAN An empire that extends itself selectively is just being prudent about its own limitations. A republi...
NOAH FELDMAN To hear both critics and defenders talk about the fitness of Judge Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme C...
NOAH FELDMAN The great difficulty with Guantanamo is it was perceived correctly as being a place where people wer...
NOAH FELDMAN Prisoners, according to the law, who are non-U.S. citizens and are detained outside the U.S. - inclu...
NOAH FELDMAN In an ideological age, diplomacy may seem weak and prosaic. But sometimes it is all we have.
NOAH FELDMAN My discrepancy with children in the industry is that they are made famous before they know who they ...
COREY FELDMAN From a constitutional standpoint, the religion of a candidate is supposed to make no difference. Eve...
NOAH FELDMAN I knew how to read a contract by 10 years old, but I didn't know what it meant for somebody to c...
COREY FELDMAN During the New Deal, people thought to be liberal was to reject socialism on one extreme and fascism...
NOAH FELDMAN The modern presidency, as expressed in the policies of the administration of George W. Bush, provide...
NOAH FELDMAN Marlboro is the equivalent of Coca-Cola,
MARTIN FELDMAN Historians pay attention to monumental buildings and famous architects, in Chicago and elsewhere. Th...
ROBERT FELDMAN Marriage is the most obvious public practice about which information is readily available. When comb...
NOAH FELDMAN I despise - I hate - I'm terrified of karaoke, and I wish I wasn't because everybody I know ...
BEN FELDMAN Every generation gets the Constitution that it deserves. As the central preoccupations of an era mak...
NOAH FELDMAN Iraqi national identity under Saddam Hussein never truly incorporated Shiites or Kurds. Sunnis, who ...
NOAH FELDMAN The transformation of the United States from a traditional republic to a democratic nation run in la...
NOAH FELDMAN We often imagine that the court serves as a sort of neutral umpire controlling the warring political...
NOAH FELDMAN (We're) successfully transplanting the loft lifestyle from the downtown core to places throughout th...
DAVID FELDMAN I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they'r...
MORTON FELDMAN If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time b...
BEN FELDMAN With 'Mad Men,' you feel like you're a member of Seal Team Six when you're shooting.
BEN FELDMAN I would say what Mad Men has taught me has been a super elevated evaluation of text in general, and ...
BEN FELDMAN On the musical side, I always wanted to kind of carry on Pink Floyd's sound. You know, Pink Floy...
COREY FELDMAN When God put everybody here, I don't think that he had a master plan of a pecking order. That...
COREY FELDMAN The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit ...
MICHAEL FELDMAN Now, everything will be tested. The only thing that one can say with certainty is that in the short ...
SHAI FELDMAN I don't want to be lumped into any categories.
COREY FELDMAN Anthony basically was the offense in the first half. It took a little longer for some of the other g...
STEVE FELDMAN At this point, all I'm going to tell you is that he'll be there first thing (Saturday) morning. It j...
STEVE FELDMAN Feels like we're banking to the left -- slight climb,
CHARLES FELDMAN Catholic moral teachings allow the woman to protect herself from possible conception as a result of ...
BARRY FELDMAN To deprive the Catholic Hospitals, which are in urban centers, of these funds, will just make it all...
BARRY FELDMAN It was something that couldn't be acceptable to the hospitals, because, to do that would have involv...
BARRY FELDMAN The power of the P-Series lies in its no compromise approach to delivering security at the speed of ...
ANDREW FELDMAN We originally contemplated the casino hotel to be a mid-to-high-end property. We've repositioned tha...
ALAN FELDMAN Every step gets him closer to greatness...or disaster.
JODY FELDMAN The most interesting aspect for me, composing exclusively with patterns, is that there is not one or...
MORTON FELDMAN No one has the Houdini school of composition.
MORTON FELDMAN I'm not even looking at his grades. What is so impressive about Patrick is he's articulate, he's a c...
RICHARD FELDMAN The spy-catching business is increasingly a yuppie business. A reliable source says agents can still...
JULIEN FELDMAN I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
MICHAEL FELDMAN Empires inevitably fall, and when they do, history judges them for the legacies they leave behind.
NOAH FELDMAN In 1953, after the armistice ending the Korean War, South Korea lay in ruins. President Eisenhower w...
NOAH FELDMAN They're blue collar like the city. Even if they are football players, they feel like blue collar to ...
CHRIS FELDMAN It's simply not big enough, it's simply not fair, and these animals will wither away and die if not ...
COREY FELDMAN For me it's the instrument. If I want to think of a flute and the state of the arts I hear a vibrato...
MORTON FELDMAN I'm not suspicious, I'm just careful.
MORTON FELDMAN We originally contemplated the casino hotel to be a mid- to high-end property. We've repositioned th...
ALAN FELDMAN I'm more than an actor. I'm an icon, an industry.
COREY FELDMAN Compositionally I always wanted to be like Fred Astaire.
MORTON FELDMAN Our post-denominational age should be the perfect time for a Mormon to become president, or at least...
NOAH FELDMAN Mormonism was born amid secrecy, and throughout its existence as a religion it has sustained a close...
NOAH FELDMAN Like many great world faiths, Mormonism has an important strand of sacred mystery. Mormon temples ha...
NOAH FELDMAN You've got Perry in the middle of this thing. It looks about as crooked as a barrel of snakes.
CRIS FELDMAN all constituencies to preserve and protect the state's natural resources.
DAVID FELDMAN The official line is that, after the war, women couldn't wait to leave the offices and assembly line...
ELLEN FELDMAN It was a great experience for a kid, because it was a bunch of kids playing on pirate ships and wate...
COREY FELDMAN It did not feel like something that was going to take over my life and destroy it. It felt like a su...
COREY FELDMAN high rates of descent may be required due to terrain.
CHARLES FELDMAN This jury has not heard any evidence concerning the conduct or decisions of individual smokers, ... ...
MARTIN FELDMAN When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment....
BEN FELDMAN The true test of whether Mr. Obama has improved on the Bush era lies in how his administration justi...
NOAH FELDMAN We're very comfortable with the terms of the plea bargain. We believe the DA has taken an appropriat...
CHARLES FELDMAN Most of our regional airports are growing; with very few exceptions, they're all growing,
CHARLES FELDMAN She not only taught dance but self-discipline, self-respect, responsibility and determination, the v...
RICHARD FELDMAN Later, in my adulthood, I will read the book again, even watch the movie, and understand that I wasn...
DEBORAH FELDMAN I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub ...
COREY FELDMAN Since the birth of modern Orthodox Judaism in 19th-century Germany, a central goal of the movement h...
NOAH FELDMAN On the bottom (of the flash), it said, 'Sent from my BlackBerry wireless handheld.' I loved it.
ALAN FELDMAN The Vietnam and Korean memorials make us feel the human effort, sacrifice and loss, ... Instead here...
SCOTT FELDMAN Well-meaning Europeans sometimes argue that unlike the U.S., their countries are traditionally '...
NOAH FELDMAN Anything that Aaron Sorkin writes, I could watch a million times. One of the few shows that I've...
BEN FELDMAN The entire game in the Russian street today has nothing to do with platforms. The entire game is lea...
ELIEZER FELDMAN New technology always provides new opportunities for us to connect with our audiences.
ERIC FELDMAN I always felt this was a project that was going to make a difference. It's a small difference, but i...
ERIC FELDMAN [Television] went from cable to pay-per-view to digital to video on demand. The next wave may be the...
ERIC FELDMAN You are opting in ... and we are providing a service to an interested, active audience.
ERIC FELDMAN New technology always provides new opportunities for us to connect with our audiences. To be able to...
ERIC FELDMAN I've been living with the minor second all my life and I finally found a way to handle it.
MORTON FELDMAN Music is essentially built upon primitive memory structures.
MORTON FELDMAN I was once married to a woman who could eat anything and tell you what was in it: the most complicat...
MORTON FELDMAN Just what the hell is the experimental tradition?
MORTON FELDMAN This business about being flung out of paradise is his gift to me. I'm glad I got out; it was gettin...
MORTON FELDMAN If you think you might have secret information listening to me, you're lost.
MORTON FELDMAN Since music has never had a Rembrandt, we have remained nothing more than musicians.
MORTON FELDMAN The yeshiva where I studied considers itself modern Orthodox, not ultra-Orthodox. We followed a rigo...
NOAH FELDMAN When we put our trust in diplomacy, it is not because it is an inspiring or uplifting discourse or b...
NOAH FELDMAN It looks like this is leading back to the door of DeLay Inc..
CRIS FELDMAN Usually, if I'm yelling at the TV, I'm in a bar. If I'm by myself, and it's not a ga...
BEN FELDMAN My father's Jewish, so my world is Jewish whenever I go home.
BEN FELDMAN My aunt is a famous L.A. chef, Susan Feniger, and she's got Street and Border Grill. So a fun ni...
BEN FELDMAN Here's the thing about Jews in Hollywood. Not to stereotype, but the Jews I know here are the fu...
BEN FELDMAN You know the difference between a baritone and a chain saw? You can tune a chain saw.
HARVEY FELDMAN Barbershop is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.
HARVEY FELDMAN I think this is a good beginning in bringing the communities together. I think once the other school...
HARVEY FELDMAN It seemed like something that would be a win-win both for the high school boys and the elementary sc...
HARVEY FELDMAN I've been living with the minor second all my life and I finally found a way to handle it.
MORTON FELDMAN For me it's the instrument. If I want to think of a flute and the state of the arts I hear a vib...
MORTON FELDMAN I was once married to a woman who could eat anything and tell you what was in it: the most complicat...
MORTON FELDMAN Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to a...
MORTON FELDMAN I want to give my compliments to Australia. Ever since your government paid a few million dollars fo...
MORTON FELDMAN In the first decade of the twenty-first century, the major international question was the relation b...
NOAH FELDMAN The data shows an urgent need to strengthen policies at all levels of government and curtail pestici...
JAY FELDMAN If we do get a housing slowdown, job growth is there to support a relatively decent pace of consumer...
JAY FELDMAN On balance, the PPI report was positive. It doesn't show a further rise in inflation.
JAY FELDMAN It seems the New York and the Philly Fed index did a bit of a role reversal: New York was very weak ...
JAY FELDMAN When the EPA identifies hazards it should stop their use.
JAY FELDMAN On balance, the PPI report was positive, ... It doesn't show a further rise in inflation.
JAY FELDMAN It seems the New York and the Philly Fed index did a bit of a role reversal: New York was very weak ...
JAY FELDMAN When the EPA identifies hazards it should stop their use,
JAY FELDMAN The Beige Book verifies what the data has already been saying - labor markets are tighter and wage p...
JAY FELDMAN The general profile of consumer spending is still strong. The report shouldn't be enough to change e...
JAY FELDMAN We're facing a serious crisis that may end up culling some of the very best people out of the biomed...
JACK FELDMAN We wanted to reveal the mechanism behind central sleep apnea, which most commonly affects people aft...
JACK FELDMAN We speculate that our brains can compensate for up to a 60 percent loss of pre-Boetzinger cells, but...
JACK FELDMAN Unlike obstructive sleep apnea, in which a person stops breathing when their airway collapses, centr...
JACK FELDMAN Our research suggests that the pre-Boetzinger complex contains a fixed number of neurons that we los...
JACK FELDMAN As we lose them, we grow more prone to central sleep apnea.
JACK FELDMAN She was so tough to stop. I'm glad I didn't have to cover her.
LIZA FELDMAN She is such a good teammate and she is such an asset on defense. What an unselfish player.
LIZA FELDMAN This will fill a gap in the market. It will upgrade the whole area, because we are building somethin...
LARRY FELDMAN When we look at the newly constructed homes, we ask why the taxes on those homes are $15,000 to $20,...
LARRY FELDMAN This is a unique convergence of opportunity. We worked with the community and evaluated all its conc...
LARRY FELDMAN If you're letting people handle tens of thousands of dollars, you usually ask for some bond on those...
JOAN FELDMAN Within a year or two, filtering is probably going to become standard. I don't see people being able ...
JOAN FELDMAN Disgruntled employees need to be observed closely. I've seen cases where employees will rationalize ...
JOAN FELDMAN People send things as attachments to e-mail that have no business going out of the company.
JOAN FELDMAN The initial purpose of the league was to give our local, deserving stars the opportunity of national...
JEFF FELDMAN Driving an hour to and from training sessions so far from home is such a burden for high school athl...
JEFF FELDMAN It will be perceived positively. It will improve their margins.
MARTIN FELDMAN Kraft Foods has had a poor year.
MARTIN FELDMAN He didn't have any particular expertise in the industry with all of the legislation and the legal is...
MARTIN FELDMAN It gives this tobacco company an icon that no other tobacco company has. Their production facilities...
MARTIN FELDMAN I think litigation is not getting any worse in the United Kingdom. In the United Kingdom and in Euro...
MARTIN FELDMAN A deal that the tobacco companies will sign into if there is going to be one, will involve structuri...
MARTIN FELDMAN This has essentially devastated the most threatening legal aspect of the claim to the tobacco indust...
MARTIN FELDMAN People lie because they need to present themselves as competent and worthy. Money is one key way peo...
ROBERT FELDMAN The great songs just come out. If it comes quick, just leave it that way.
MARTY ROBBINS I'm in this business because I despise honest labor.
MARTY ROBBINS Talent is being able to please people.
MARTY ROBBINS I didn't choose a word or anything. I just wrote the song until it stopped.
MARTY ROBBINS I only drank for three years of my life, but I drank enough in those three years to last me the rest...
MARTY ROBBINS I have so much fun on stage that I should have to pay to get in.
MARTY ROBBINS As we celebrate Black History Month we should be grateful for the achievements they made and inspire...
MARTY MEEHAN Black History Month must be more than just a month of remembrance; it should be a tribute to our his...
MARTY MEEHAN What is good is what feels good, and what is bad is what feels bad.
MARTY RUBIN The angel in me loves the devil in me.
MARTY RUBIN Understanding is curing ignorance and curing ignorance is abolishing fear.
MATT MARTY Language is a park where people meet.
MARTY RUBIN Some people have such good taste they can't enjoy anything.
MARTY RUBIN Freedom began on the day the first sheep wandered away from the herd.
MARTY RUBIN Mirrors: they show you what you lack, not what you have.
MARTY RUBIN A poet is someone who never forgets that they were born naked.
MARTY RUBIN A poet is someone who never forgets they were born naked.
MARTY RUBIN Even the oldest trees aren't ashamed to stand naked.
MARTY RUBIN Civilization is a scheme to hide nakedness.
MARTY RUBIN People think in such grand terms-unconditional love, changing the world, doing the impossible. They ...
MARTY RUBIN Tell me where the party is-I want to miss it.
MARTY RUBIN A few names have survived oblivion. In time, oblivion will have them all.
MARTY RUBIN If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bri...
MARTY ALLEN One good thing can be said for inflation: without it there would be no football.
MARTY RAGAWAY A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
MARTY ALLEN