Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.


Beth Behrs

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If I didn't love the hourglass, I wouldn't love myself.
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If I didn't do what I do, I wouldn't be as young as I am.
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I didn't make 'The Sixth Sense' because I thought the ending wouldn't work!
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I don't really like comedy.
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It ends or it doesn't.
That’s what you say. That’s
how you get through it.
The tu...
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I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.
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If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God.
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You can't do comedy with a beard.
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You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
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You don't go into anything contemplating failure, because if you did, you wouldn't make it.
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My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
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There's a certain truism that you can't be self-conscious in comedy.
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If it were better, it wouldn't be as good.
BRENDAN GILL
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
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I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't believed it.
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If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously.
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When I was studying comedy in Chicago, it wasn't long after 9/11. There were a lot Middle Easter...
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The reason 'Detox' didn't come out was because I didn't like it.
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I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.
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I wouldn't go into the studio if I didn't have a band who's ready, willing, and able.
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
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My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
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I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't fun. It's just a whole different thing these days.
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I just loved being divorced from my own wretchedness.
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Choice or no, my heart is his.
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Why did I sign up for this?'

'Because we grow by challenging ourselves.
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Women want to simplify what they perceive to be an unnecessarily complex shopping process. Above all...
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When you go from one lecture hall to another or even home for the holidays, there is a desire to be ...
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The key is for product manufacturers and developers is to maintain as much of the essential function...
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Have some idea of how much you want to spend when you go into a contract with anyone. Allow approxim...
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I always do landscape design with the functional needs of the homeowners foremost in my mind.
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I think the confidence and optimism are there. I think they are really starting to believe. Confiden...
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I heard her shout that she was good for 16. I told Simone I was going to hold her to it. She said, '...
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There's still a lot of basketball to be played. We visit Allen on Tuesday and they're always tough. ...
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We probably have six who can score 18 to 20 points. We have five to six which can easily do it.
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We are the epitome of a true team. We don't have any superstars and everyone has stepped up in one w...
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There's a lot more attention being given to board leadership than there was a couple of years ago. W...
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You can't get down in this district. We started 0-2 and that makes it hard. You can't ever give up.
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I'm still waiting on that one. We shoot about 30 percent and that would take about 300 shots. I thin...
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It adds so much beauty to downtown, ... Fresh flowers in hanging baskets is a welcoming sign of a co...
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They are here in our city, they are visitors, they are welcome. We want to help them in any way we c...
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Everything we have today is donated. We have men with charcoal grills, we have tables and chairs don...
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Monies raised from the cruises will go to support the non-profit organization's efforts for travelin...
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It takes scarce dollars away from more effective programs that could help people stay out of trouble...
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There are a lot of liberty issues. I'm not sure these things are going to make us any safer and they...
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One of our best managers, her second language is English. We needed her to get better at English to ...
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One thing about the race itself is that it's totally unpredictable and that's why it's so fun to wat...
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After the Emmy the show picked up steadily through the seventh season, when they had people from 'Su...
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It's very irresponsible of legislators to invite costly litigation on something that they spent hard...
BETH WILSON
I have no concerns about this project. I wholeheartedly endorse this development.
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I was feeling pretty good. Then that weekend happened and every one of my teams went down. That's al...
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I think we just needed to wake up and get warmed up. In the second quarter we lit it up.
BETH WILLIAMS
Our focus at this hospital, today, yesterday and tomorrow, is to ensure a high quality of care. That...
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Everybody gears toward stopping No. 22 and with everybody focused on Shelly Paige, it lets our other...
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Only 5 percent of the death sentences were actually implemented, and I think that would be difficult...
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This was no mistake, no coincidence,
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This exciting program inspires young people to continue their education and consider law-related car...
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No matter how mad he makes you, don't do that,
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the death penalty was designed for.
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He knew that death was a possibility and he didn't care,
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about as credible as sightings of Elvis.
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Agent Burmister found high explosives residue on Mr. McVeigh's clothing, including both his shirts t...
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Heartbreaking. I don't know what else to say about that. Frustrating.
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Our errors killed us in one inning.
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It was a pretty good job all around; the bats finally came through for us.
BETH WALTERS
We made it interesting. That's what we have a tendency to do, whether we need to or not.
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We had a pretty good game. We didn't hit but errors killed us. The players are still learning.
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It's a tough way to start the season. We played well but a few errors hurt us.
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It's an awfully difficult sectional.
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I didn't think we were too rusty, we played pretty well. Actually, the break was tough for us, we ha...
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The third quarter was bad for both teams and we were fortunate that they didn't capitalize on our po...
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It's nice any game you can come out and execute and do things the way you're capable of doing. No ma...
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The first three innings she mowed them down. In the fourth they got a couple of runs on her, but she...
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It's been great having the support and for mom for being here.
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Don't allow yourself to get into a condition where you are not able to defend yourself. This is not ...
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I was confident I had taught her all she needed to know. But she'd built up a false sense of securit...
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I was so glad to see that passport. Seeing it told me she was still on that island. Maybe I could fi...
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It's such a difficult age. They're caught between a delicate balance of being under their parents' w...
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Of course I'm encouraged about the news and the new development and the arrest, and I hope it leads ...
BETH TWITTY
publicly acted as judge, jury and executioner.
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One thing is we're going to have to have an answer. We're gonna have to. There's no way that I can j...
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They have placed barriers to the advancement of the investigation. They should be replaced.
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Despite efforts to address it, it's still a major health issue and a major challenge.
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Our serve receive was huge. Our kids passed incredibly well.
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It's a big job to find that many people to participate in this event.
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I've requested every day off from work, so I'm waiting to get approved.
BETH SWENSON
If people want to compete, they should be able to.
BETH SWENSON
I was told I couldn't compete.
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Those cards and letters gave him more strength than anyone can imagine. They meant the world to him.
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The state has two levels of funding because it makes sense. The district's decision makes no sense.
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We haven't gotten to really celebrate yet because we're filming right out of the chute. But we got w...
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You could be right about the elderly benefiting from the experience, but there are lots of questions...
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He was a hard catch. That's why I say he's my biggest and best catch.
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We need to be more aggressive with our swings, ... But they are all things we can work on.
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We're going into the game giving it everything we've got and hope to come home with a win.
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We put tents up so they can sit in there and read.
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It will not be tax dollars.
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The evacuation went smoothly. We practice it all the time.
BETH RICHARDSON
It was three days away from being operational.
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Thankfully, there were no reported injuries.
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We'll need a lot of volunteers to open their homes. We won't place any of those until after May 1 wh...
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Luckily, we've had an outpouring of those who have called and said they'd be happy to provide housin...
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We said, 'No, you didn't have to go there. You've got three more options. We couldn't talk him out o...
BETH PUCHTEL
I think at first it was not a perfect experience. There was zero student participation. He would pla...
BETH PUCHTEL
Dreaming. Numb. Totally numb. We walked out and said, 'What just happened?' He just obviously felt l...
BETH PUCHTEL
The sense I got from the staff was, we would all like to be able to go and help but can't,' so they ...
BETH PAYNE
One of the most emotional moments for me was when I was talking to a woman in a town that practicall...
BETH PAYNE
I would give them things that they could use, ... While I'm doing that, I would try to talk to them ...
BETH PAYNE
I don't need documentation. I know him as a person and Ricky would never do anything to hurt the dep...
BETH PAYNE
We havent broken it down, ... When we met with (Johnson), thats not what she wanted. We opted not to...
BETH PAYNE
It's so easy for us to have this immediate rush of we want to help right now,' and then time passes,...
BETH PAYNE
We haven’t broken it down, ... When we met with (Johnson), thatÃ...
BETH PAYNE
The Red Cross needs a lot of volunteers whenever there's a disaster, and it has a partnership with m...
BETH PAYNE
I think you should only take your dog if it can get along with other dogs.
BETH PATTERSON
When someone enters through the first gate, they won't let out the dogs playing inside the second ga...
BETH PATTERSON
Dogs are not currently allowed in the park, but this law is not being enforced. This way the parks w...
BETH PATTERSON
It's a praise to God for all that he's blessed us with, including all the patients that received hop...
BETH PATTERSON
You can have all sorts of relationships, but there's something with musicians working together where...
BETH ORTON
We're all like little ants who scurry around with the materials that are at hand right now. Each gen...
BETH ORTON
The way I write, words can means lots of different things.
BETH ORTON
The upside to smoking is that you get to be social. I was looking for a light when I bumped into Ben...
BETH ORTON
I'd say my greatest fear is fear itself.
BETH ORTON
I don't believe in trouble. Because I think that trouble is sometimes good, sometimes bad. I've been...
BETH ORTON
Heaven is what we spend our lives trying to find.
BETH ORTON
From the beginning, I wanted to make dance music with a human element to it.
BETH ORTON
I think people are finally learning that it works.
BETH NAGUSKY
The weather was a blessing in that it helped blunt the increase in prices.
BETH NAGUSKY
It has been a blessing. It has helped us get through what otherwise could have been a more difficult...
BETH NAGUSKY
We'd love it if other oil companies would make similar generous donations. Washington is failing us ...
BETH NAGUSKY
She's really motivated by the team format, and that makes her so much more valuable on her high scho...
BETH MURRIN
It's the deepest team we've ever had. It will be tough juggling that lineup, but that's our part of ...
BETH MURRIN
We'll just keep working hard. We have to put more skills into our routines. I feel like we're strong...
BETH MURRIN
We're concentrating on continuing to better ourselves. You want to win over another team, but there'...
BETH MURRIN
She did a great job today. We threw in some skills last minute, and she went for everything. We've g...
BETH MURRIN
I'm happy with what they did today. We're at the highest level we've ever been.
BETH MURRIN