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You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourse... 
Expeditions are escapism. The stuff that we're normally concerned about just doesn't matter ... 
I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness. 
The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling. 
We all bullet point our triumphs, but I am who I am because of everything you don't see on my CV... 
Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. 
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I don't think there's any independent cartoonist whose stuff I don't like or respect in ... 
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Monty Python never directly said, 'We're liberals' - they just did their sketches, and y... 
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I alwa... 
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Well, I try not to think about the general public since I have no idea what the general public is an... 
We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. 
We've really got to stop looking to Washington to fix our problems. It obviously doesn't hav... 
I compare a lot of life to looking at a map through a straw. The less ability you have to see life i... 
The stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter. 
Life doesn't stop with football. 
I think musical theater fans - obsessive fans - are very much like Comic Con fans in our personaliti... 
You're right on the money with that. We're all like detectives in life. There's somethin... 
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I think it's very important to get ego out of the room. I think it's important to realize it... 
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Providing - that's not love. Being there - that's more important. I mean, we see that. We se... 
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The words you can’t find, you borrow.
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If you stop at general math, you're only going to make general math money. 
When you're young and you're in love and it doesn't work out - it hurts. 
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I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it. 
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