Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.

If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead

The world is a bad place. There are many wonderful people, but on the whole, humanity basically stinks.

It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them.

Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?

World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes.