Coffee is not my cup of tea

Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence."

(Essay on Tea, 1757.)

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.