Coaching the Bruins is like going bear hunting with a butter knife.

Like a hot knife through butter.

It'll go through the heaviest armour like a hot knife through butter,

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.

Excuse my voice - I don't have the thundering voice I used to have to get players going on the ice anymore.

Coaching in the NBA is not easy. It's like a nervous breakdown with a paycheck.