Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.