Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.
Christopher Moore
Related The smell of pine needles, spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree - those to me, are the scents of... BLAKE LIVELY Every Christmas should begin with the sound of bells, and when I was a child mine always did. But th... PAUL ENGLE ...freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin - inhale deeply and fill yo... JOHN GEDDES Here's a toast to all those people living on the pine ridge reservation under the stone cold gaze of... ANI DIFRANCO Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must... RONALD REAGAN The armored infantry was Santa Claus, the battle was out Christmas. What else for the elves to do on... HIROSHI SAKURAZAKA I've taken a mail packet boat along the southern Newfoundland coast and spent some time on St. P... JOSEPH MONNINGER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Christmas is the happiness that lights our children's eyes.
Christmas is a song of bells ringing thr... SHERRILL THOMPSON At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special. KEVIN RICHARDSON I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas, as if wha... SYLVIA PLATH Christmas means a great deal to me. I was reared in a family that celebrated Christmas to some exten... BILLY GRAHAM I like the beauty of the ornaments. And we just like Christmas. A lot. DAVID OLSEN It is only when the cold season comes that we know the pine and cypress to be evergreens CHINESE PROVERBS Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely differ... LEMONY SNICKET At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something ... JAMES MCAVOY This is like Christmas in the middle of September. We're 2-0 and we're healthy heading into a bye we... ERIC JACOBSON I love snow; I love building snowman. The only thing I don't like is the cold - so if we could h... ELLA HENDERSON A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through i... GARRISON KEILLOR I intend to keep writing Christmas songs. There's still a lot more about Christmas that can be captu... CLINT BLACK Why not share with the world the way it is and tell them my feelings about my cat, and how I played ... STEVEN TYLER We have so many other areas with road and drainage needs, I have a problem with that. I've been work... DAVID PIPER I'll fight like a wildcat until they nail the lid of my pine box down on me. EDDIE RICKENBACKER I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine. RICHELLE MEAD Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair ... JANET EVANOVICH When I cook for my family on Christmas, I make feijoada, a South American dish of roasted and smoked... MAYA ANGELOU He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree. UNKNOWN I'd like to do a Christmas album. I've never done a Christmas album. TANYA TUCKER I grew up like a lot of country boys and girls do - amongst the pine trees, dirt roads, farms, mules... JOSH TURNER 'It's a Hi-5 Christmas' continues the Hi-5 tradition by offering great, festive songs -- traditional... BOB FRANK A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go throu... GARRISON KEILLOR I intend to keep writing Christmas songs. There's still a lot more about Christmas that can be c... CLINT BLACK To pine for the days before public education became a practical reality is to pine for an America he... TIMOTHY NOAH If you go north of Pine Island Road it's not pristine anymore. North of Kismet Parkway it's like a t... JOAN CLARK Christmas is a huge thing in my family. We usually start decorating the day after Thanksgiving. We s... SAMANTHA ISLER As for the Sierra Club's idea that we make our own trees out of storm-downed branches or driftwood, ... DAVID ROTHBARD I was like a kid on Christmas morning. GAYLE ALVAREZ Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. ROBERT ENGLUND And you are certainly not the pine-scented air. There is just no way that you are the pine-scen... BILLY COLLINS They'll have to figure out a way to bring water into Pine Bush from the rest of Crawford. JAY BEAUMONT Then after [the fire got into the pine trees], it was on. CHRIS HAWKS The only thing I liked about Christmas as a kid was the gifts; otherwise, it just seemed like a stre... LAKE BELL It lit up like a Christmas Tree Hazel Grace... JOHN GREEN I lit up like a Christmas tree-Augustus Waters JOHN GREEN The rooms were very still while the pages were softly turned and the winter sunshine crept in to tou... LOUISA MAY ALCOTT We wanted to give everyone a magical evening. Christmas is such a wonderful time of the year, and ev... ANN BURGO ...when I was a kid, Toronto streets were deserted and quiet on Sundays, except for the sound of chu... JOHN GEDDES I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of k... DAVID GRAYSON You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS I love Christmas music and there's nothing like getting together with friends at Christmas time to c... STEVEN CURTIS CHAPMAN She's as tough as a pine knot. SUSAN THURMAN Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't... PHYLLIS DILLER It is kind of like Christmas in August. JOSE LOPEZ I always take a lot of extra care checking my saddle and blanket. As you're going through timber dow... JEFF BRANDT Christmas garland and a rock?" he said, a smile in his voice. "Why not an ornament?" "Wol... PATRICIA BRIGGS Christmas tree farmers, like virtually all other professional farmers, use agricultural chemicals in... DAVID ROTHBARD Christmas trees are like church steeples MATT MALDRE Larry will go out of there in a pine box. BRENDAN BARNICLE I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, / Just like the ones I used to know. IRVING BERLIN I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words rep... HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how co... DR. SEUSS And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it... DR. SEUSS Pine Plains outplayed us. They forced a lot of turnovers and we couldn't handle the pressure. BRIAN BISHOP A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas. ALICE GLYNN Study the teachings of the pine tree, the bamboo, and the plum blossom. The pine is evergreen, firml... MORIHEI UESHIBA Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone." CHARLES SCHULZ I'm a physicist, and we have something called Moore's Law, which says computer power doubles... MICHIO KAKU Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body." GARRY MOORE I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
T... HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW I heard the bells on Christmas Day; their old familiar carols play, and wild and sweet the word repe... HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW The real reason Jews don't have more Hanukkah music is that, historically, American Jewish singe... MATISYAHU I always liked it when people go back in time to discover things about themselves, like with 'A ... JOHN CUSACK The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS The moving light, rejoicing in its strength, Sped from the pyre of pine, and urged its way, AESCHYLUS Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period. FRANCES WRIGHT I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a tim... CHARLES DICKENS Fletcher didn't have to be talked into doing what he did for Pine Mountain, ... He did it because it... STEVE LAWSON Nobody plans to dig themselves into a financial hole, but going into Christmas 2005 many people were... GAIL CUNNINGHAM A Bronco Super Bowl would be like another Christmas for our store. JUDY COOK Like firing people just before Christmas. There's nothing illegal about that, but is it the right th... JAY JAMROG At Christmas I no more desire a rose - Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE At Christmas I no more desire a rose,
Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled shows;
But like of... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE At least I don't look like a Christmas tree." "You look like the star atop the tree. JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT I like the idea of putting your Christmas wish list up and letting people share it. BILL GATES The road passed through a curtain of pine forest and came out on a flat, rolling snow field. In this... MARTHA GELLHORN It's like Christmas when we open these boxes. ANDREW MEADE Tax refunds can feel like Christmas in springtime. LILY CHATTERJEE Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and... A. E. VAN VOGT This is great for the school district and downtown Pine Bluff. BOB ABBOTT Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and j... ZOOEY DESCHANEL “Christmas, in its final essence, is for grown people who have forgotten what children know. Chris... MARGARET COUSINS The main thing is that Coach McCauley and I want to get the community of Pine Bluff behind this prog... GEORGE MCKEOWN The term 'natural resources' confuses people. 'Natural resources' are not like a fin... ALEX TABARROK We were like a traveling jukebox, and then we added cheerleaders to the jukebox and it started to lo... AL JARDINE
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