Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom's! And we have enough money to write checks to organizations that help kids get vaccinations, vitamins, and educations yet have plenty of free time to advise your daughter that one day she will regret piercing her lip.


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The bottom line is headwinds are mounting against the Asian economies.
STEPHEN JEN
The bottom line is headwinds are mounting against the Asian economies,
STEPHEN JEN
I can't think of too many things as exciting as reading a book for the first time!
JEN SELINSKY
It's a sad state of affairs when we make fun of people for reading instead of making reading fun for...
JEN SELINSKY
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.
JEN LANCASTER
I thought cobblers just ate shoe leather" Jocelyn says as she and her shadow dance by us.
I've...
JEN CALONITA
You must never leave me Sweetness. I will never leave you.
JEN WYLIE
Our theme is, ?Every walker counts in a community that cares,? because a walk like this shows the nu...
JEN SCHLEGEL
We?re looking for a positive message and community building. We hope that people who have never met ...
JEN SCHLEGEL
We've been trying to keep our rotation extended throughout the tournament. You tend to tighten up at...
JEN RIZZOTTI
They were a lot more giddy last year. They're all business today.
JEN RIZZOTTI
I wasn't thinking about it. It was unexpected. I'm flattered. It's nice to feel that appreciated.
JEN RIZZOTTI
I was hoping they would win, so it would be undefeated vs. undefeated. It's still a huge game. It's ...
JEN RIZZOTTI
They have a really good combination and a good feel for each other, so when one of them catches high...
JEN RIZZOTTI
Our defense gave up 22 points with that three, so I don't think the kids were worried about it at al...
JEN RIZZOTTI
Right now we're really focused on the conference, so 10 in a row in conference is what we're thinkin...
JEN RIZZOTTI
I felt like we really didn't execute the way we needed to. There were silly turnovers. We didn't do ...
JEN RIZZOTTI
Any road game in the America East that you can win, no matter how you do it, is a positive. There ar...
JEN RIZZOTTI
This is a race that the national party ... will be watching closely through November.
JEN PSAKI
The grassroots movement by veterans across the country who have decided to run for Congress as Democ...
JEN PSAKI
I'm sure that students will ask 'what can we do to make a difference here.' And what they can do is ...
JEN PSAKI
She's just been so consistent, and that's remarkable because teams obviously want to stop her. She's...
JEN NIEBLING
This couldn't have been bigger.
JEN NIEBLING
I thought we were really terrific in the first half.
JEN NIEBLING
We were just a little too casual. Just a little too casual on defense, not quite boxing out enough, ...
JEN NIEBLING
This is how far this team has come. They expect to win and do win.
JEN NIEBLING
I had never gone first.
JEN NICHOLS
Since I took second, everybody counted on me going again. I want to go down and hit 11 or 12 [at sta...
JEN NICHOLS
I was a little rusty and nervous. But I got focused and hit 11. I'd been telling my parents I was ti...
JEN NICHOLS
These are critical games for us, in terms of going to the playoffs. In fact, these games right now, ...
JEN MUNHOFEN
Beth's progressed every week and her hard work has paid off. As a goalie you need to stay focused al...
JEN MUNHOFEN
Yeah, there are people who lead in scoring, and they are really important to the team, but right now...
JEN MUNHOFEN
I've told the players since the start of the playoffs that they have earned the right to be here. Th...
JEN MILNE
We know no one has expected us to do what we've done. We know we're the underdogs. But I think that'...
JEN MILNE
We lose two seniors who were tremendous in their roles. We'll miss them, but we had a lot of young p...
JEN MILNE
It's bittersweet. We've never come this far before, so we're happy with our accomplishments. But whe...
JEN MILNE
I've never been more proud of any team in the past 10 years than I am of this team tonight. When we ...
JEN MILNE
I think she's a little more relaxed and she goes in with the attitude to just play. Last season (in ...
JEN MILNE
I think maybe we just ran out of some steam. They were hitting some shots, they shot close to 50 per...
JEN MILNE
It was my fault Kate went in during the second quarter. I saw our lead going and it scared me a litt...
JEN MILNE
She hasn't been in foul trouble all season. It was so uncharacteristic that it kind of left us at a ...
JEN MILNE
Most airlines prefer to see a four-year degree on the résumé. It pays off in the end.
JEN MCSKIMMING
So many people in Eugene get stuck because of the fog.
JEN MCSKIMMING
We're trying to get more aircraft. Once our aircraft arrive, we'll be in a better position to evalua...
JEN MCSKIMMING
We're definitely in a hiring mode.
JEN MCSKIMMING
I think she'd be an asset to a lot of great teams out there.
JEN MCKEEFREY
She has great stick skills. She is … fast, she does a great job of protecting her stick. She has gr...
JEN MCKEEFREY
She's a very vocal goalie, she controls and starts my defense. She's very mature … and stays calm i...
JEN MCKEEFREY
It's all about accountability. We have talked about it as a team and we are definitely taking every ...
JEN MCDAVITT
[Maguire] made a fantastic pass into the zone and didn't leave [us] much of a chance.
JEN MCDAVITT
It was so tough because it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. Our girls were so focused on j...
JEN MCDAVITT
In the first half we were definitely on our heels. Providence had just installed new turf and it too...
JEN MCDAVITT