Chess is mental torture.
Garry Kasparov
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GARRY KASPAROV It is pointless to discuss today who will run and how.
GARRY KASPAROV We have a new, real world champion here today,
GARRY KASPAROV I'm ashamed by what I did at the end of this match, ... But so be it.
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GARRY KASPAROV I feel that my chess strengths are still here, ... I believe I can still improve.
GARRY KASPAROV I have to play an opponent, a very powerful opponent, that studied all my games, that has a unique a...
GARRY KASPAROV I am lucky, ... that the popular sport in the Soviet Union was chess and not baseball.
GARRY KASPAROV It is not what a government does with data that defines it; it is what it does to human beings.
GARRY KASPAROV Chess as a sport requires a lot of mental stamina, and this is what that makes it different from a p...
VISWANATHAN ANAND A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ul...
GEORGE STEINER Chess may be the deepest, least exhaustible of pastimes, but it is nothing more. As for a chess geni...
GEORGE STEINER It's the boredom that kills you. You read until you're tired of that. You do crossword puzzl...
JACK KEVORKIAN Look, it wasn't easy. Sometimes it was mental torture, especially the Gregorian chants for four hour...
TOM KRAMER The most interesting thing to me in chess are not the gambits. Or the moves. It's the mental tou...
EDWARD ZWICK Love is a reciprocal torture.
MARCEL PROUST Garry Marshall is a joy. I feel so utterly safe in his hands.
JULIE ANDREWS Chess is changing. I hope chess is getting more popular, more spectacular.
ALEXANDRA KOSTENIUK I got to work with legendary director Garry Marshall.
TAYLOR LAUTNER Chess is life.
BOBBY FISCHER One of the features of chess is that chess does not acquire mass character.
ILKIN SANTAK What can I say about a world without Garry Shandling? This is where I need Garry. He would have some...
JEFFREY TAMBOR Congress's definition of torture in those laws - the infliction of severe mental or physical pai...
JOHN YOO Chess is intellectual gymnastics.
WILHELM STEINITZ Torture is not torture when there’s any hope of relief.
TAHEREH MAFI Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you chose to suffer.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Boxing is a mental sport. Think of a prizefight as a chess game of mind and body, and you are a litt...
BUDD SCHULBERG Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, ...
DANIEL TAMMET Chess is not for timid souls.
WILHELM STEINITZ In chess, as a purely intellectual game, where randomness is excluded, - for someone to play against...
STEFAN ZWEIG Bobby Fischer has an enormous knowledge of chess and his familiarity with the chess literature of th...
BORIS SPASSKY Of chess it has been said that life is not long enough for it, but that is the fault of life, not ch...
IRVING CHERNEV We are aware that these crimes, though awful, pale in comparison to the crimes the regime is still p...
ANN CLWYD Garry Shandling always said to me,“Don’t get mad, get funny.” It changed my life.
RIP TORN Chess is not only knowledge and logic.
ALEXANDER ALEKHINE Sailing is like chess on the water.
DAVE REYNOLDS Chess is everything: art, science, and sport.
ANATOLY KARPOV This is not to condone torture, which is still prohibited by the Torture Convention and federal crim...
JOHN YOO Love is a serious mental disease.
PLATO I work with Garry no matter what. What I wanted to keep going was the streak.
HECTOR ELIZONDO The kids beg for chess. They'd rather have extra chess time than prizes.
PAM HICKS Life and light made up the interior, the realm of daytime. The exterior was darkness and night.
CHESS DESALLS Rigging a loudspeaker and a microphone at both ends of a sewer pipe.
LEONARD CHESS A primitive system of tape delay.
LEONARD CHESS Chess is war without the blood and gore
DARWIN HENRY BEUNING I don't know about torture. I have educated myself on many things but on torture I have not known th...
YOWERI MUSEVENI The first time I met Garry Shandling was my audition for 'The Larry Sanders Show,' with Garr...
JEFFREY TAMBOR When I left 'The Garry Moore Show,' I signed a 10-year contract with CBS.
CAROL BURNETT Books fall from Garry Wills like leaves from a maple tree in a sort of permanent October.
JOHN LEONARD All I want to do, ever, is play chess.
BOBBY FISCHER Life is like Chess, Every move you make Counts
DAKOTA FULLER Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.
RALPH CHARELL It's a shame to be the face of chess and to play chess badly.
ALEXANDRA KOSTENIUK Marriage is an exercise in torture.
FRANCES CONROY It's less about the physical training, in the end, than it is about the mental preparation: boxi...
JIMMY SMITS The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
CHESSMASTER SAVIELLY GRIGORIEVITCH TARTAKOWER Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency.
RAYMOND CHANDLER Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, wh...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW "When I am white I win because I am white. When I am black I win because I am Bogoljubov
EFIM BOGOLJUBOV My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
CHESSMASTER SAVIELLY GRIGORIEVITCH TARTAKOWER Having good strategies in playing chess is often a good indication of being focused in life.
MARTIN DANSKY A single inattention may lose a chess game, whereas a single successful approach to a problem, among...
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GARRY MARSHALL That's why Arnold has loaded up his campaign with a bunch of Bush-Cheney operatives. They really und...
GARRY SOUTH He wasn't going after just one person because he was letting off all these rounds. Everybody was coo...
GARRY WILL The Paper Sculpture Show
GARRY WINOGRAND Laverne and Shirley.
GARRY MARSHALL I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
GARRY SHANDLING You don’t have to believe in karma, (I didn’t). But you can bet your ass that karma will have be...
GARRY CRYSTAL Project Grand Slam.
GARRY MARSHALL When you're young, with less on the line, it's easier to be audacious, to experiment. So I i...
GARRY TRUDEAU Rare is the person who has it all, and enjoys it all. It is only when the 'All' is in peril do we en...
GARRY FITCHETT Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of m...
GARRY SHANDLING It's so needed to bring God into politics.
BRIAN GARRY They don't feel any obligation to the world, but that's not what the Bible and Jesus say.
BRIAN GARRY Delaying and withholding tactics, red herrings, partial and doubtful outcomes are stock in trade for...
GARRY DISHER We've had a teen card system here for 10 or 15 years. In the last week we've issued eight of them. W...
GARRY SMITH