Change is inevitable-except from a vending machine.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.

After all, the three major sources of apartments are death, divorce and transfer.

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.