Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them the longer you both live.

Owning a cat is a lot like being an American tourist in a fancy French restaurant- you will be overcharged, you will likely by insulted, but, to you , it's worth it.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

Words and magic were in the beginning one and the same thing, and even today words retain much of their magical power.