I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your gener...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany ...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN We'd obviously realized at this stage that if we wrote something in a show that got repeated, then w...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN We received a letter from a lady who was incensed about my moral depravity, as though I was destroyi...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method,...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed-that's me, love.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Yes, clothes dryers are monsters, and more of them should be painted... we did paint the clothes dry...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN We had many concerns while planning Monty Python's Flying Circus... we wanted to avoid being bracket...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN I do not really look back with regret on any feelings or problems I have had in the past. I think I ...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pau...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scim...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN She turned me into a newt.
... But I got better...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN I fart in your general direction.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN One, two, ... five!"
"Three, my lord.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for ...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Tis but a scratch!"

"A scratch? Your arm's off!"

"No it isn't."

"Th...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
GRAHAM In Hawaii, we have something called Ho'oponopono, where people come together to resolve crises a...
DUANE CHAPMAN Maybe it's naive to say, but it almost seems like, in the past, people tried to sell you somethi...
TRACY CHAPMAN As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you&...
DUANE CHAPMAN When I was a child I liked watching shows about bounty hunters and Canadian Mounties. I liked the &#...
DUANE CHAPMAN If you've chosen someone to be in your bridal party, she should be a good enough friend that she...
GEORGINA CHAPMAN 'Tis immortality to die aspiring, As if a man were taken quick to heaven.
GEORGE CHAPMAN I'm a designer, not a businesswoman.
GEORGINA CHAPMAN I think people desperately want to feel love.
GARY CHAPMAN I have been doing marriage counseling for about 15 years and I realized that what makes one person f...
GARY CHAPMAN I think that in today's world, by nature, we are all self-centered. And that often leads to self...
GARY CHAPMAN I was a celebrity bodyguard. I didn't keep the best hours or choose the best food when I was on ...
GRIZZ CHAPMAN There is a nick in Fortune's restless wheel For each man's good.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Virtue is not malicious; wrong done her Is righted even when men grant they err.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Who to himself is law, no law doth need, Offends no law, and is a king indeed.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools.
GEORGE CHAPMAN If you're still hanging onto a dead dream of yesterday, laying flowers on its grave by the hour, you...
JOYCE CHAPMAN Let no man under value the price of a virtuous woman's counsel.
GEORGE CHAPMAN If your dream is a big dream, and if you want your life to work on the high level that you say you d...
JOYCE CHAPMAN They're only truly great who are truly good.
GEORGE CHAPMAN The belief in God is not therefore based on the perception of design in nature. Belief in design in ...
CHAPMAN COHEN And let a scholar all earth's volumes carry, he will be but a walking dictionary: a mere articulate ...
GEORGE CHAPMAN Promise is most given when the least is said.
GEORGE CHAPMAN For one heat, all know, doth drive out another,
One passion doth expel another still.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Pure innovation is more gross than error.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Danger, the spur of all great minds.
GEORGE CHAPMAN I'm a hopeful cynic.
TRACY CHAPMAN A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felic...
ROBERT CHAPMAN Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
CHAPMAN COHEN Out where the handclasp's a little stronger, Out where the smile swells a little longer, That'...
ARTHUR CHAPMAN Let no man value at a little price A virtuous woman's counsel; her wing'd spirit Is feather'd ...
GEORGE CHAPMAN Exceeding fair she was not; and yet fair In that she never studied to be fairer Than Nature ma...
GEORGE CHAPMAN Blood, though it sleep a time, yet never dies. The gods on murtherers fix revengeful eyes.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Enough is as good as a feast.
GEORGE CHAPMAN So our lives In acts exemplarie, not only winne Ourselves good Names, but doth to others give ...
GEORGE CHAPMAN His deeds inimitable, like the Sea That shuts still as it opes, and leaves no tracts Nor print...
GEORGE CHAPMAN A nail in the wound.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Archers ever Have two strings to bow; and shall great Cupid (Archer of archers both in men and...
GEORGE CHAPMAN A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of fel...
ROBERT CHAPMAN Extremes, though contrary, have the like effects. Extreme heat kills, and so extreme cold: extreme l...
GEORGE CHAPMAN One of my most sentimental items is my grandmother's engagement ring that my mom gave me a few y...
GEORGINA CHAPMAN Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Everybody's under God's planet, and God is the Almighty, the Beginning, the End, the Alpha, ...
DUANE CHAPMAN There are some concerns that are universal. Everyone wants to be loved, and everyone wants to feel l...
TRACY CHAPMAN Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. They th...
CHAPMAN COHEN The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my ...
DUANE CHAPMAN The hope is we won't have to do any layoffs, and we'll be fully operational through July 1.
BILL CHAPMAN We want to become a little more full service.
BILL CHAPMAN Right now, everything is looking up for the Santa Fe Recovery Center.
BILL CHAPMAN She had so much love. She was such a gracious lady.
BILL CHAPMAN Simply put, the numbers are the numbers.
BILL CHAPMAN There's enough humidity in the crop that I don't think it would have caused any damage.
BILL CHAPMAN I have a hard time understanding why the town and the fire department are involved,
BILL CHAPMAN We were charged $150 for putting a piece of tissue paper in a carton.
BILL CHAPMAN It's a very generous award by New Hampshire standards.
BILL CHAPMAN The Legislature has explicitly turned its back on determining the cost of adequacy.
BILL CHAPMAN I always go to the Cannes Film Festival and it's just such a glamorous time.
GEORGINA CHAPMAN Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave.
DUANE CHAPMAN I make sure I carve out time to be with my daughter.
GEORGINA CHAPMAN The way popular music is categorized and formatted cuts down on everyone's options. And although...
TRACY CHAPMAN Most of the galleries are glorified frame shops; I wanted this to be a true gallery. I wanted it to ...
ANA CHAPMAN To have artists encouraging other artists, it works and it really helps. There is such a need for th...
ANA CHAPMAN When he saw this place, he started crying and said this is exactly what he needed. He hasn't painted...
ANA CHAPMAN When you are depressed, you shouldn't listen to sad music, watch sad movies nor paint sad or negativ...
ANA CHAPMAN I started working with artists in Ohio, and we started a thing called Art Night where people would b...
ANA CHAPMAN Envy is like a fly that passes all the body's sounder parts, and dwells upon the sores.
ARTHUR CHAPMAN My older sister encouraged me from early on and bought me one of the first guitars I had. She listen...
TRACY CHAPMAN Photography obviously lends itself so well towards fashion. It's capturing that moment and that ...
GEORGINA CHAPMAN Growing up in Cleveland, I learned about singing from my mother, who had once sung professionally an...
TRACY CHAPMAN I grew up with music in the house. I was told I could sing as soon as I started talking. Everybody i...
TRACY CHAPMAN I was in a form of a prison: not necessarily with bars, but I was locked to that machine three days ...
GRIZZ CHAPMAN Why can't a seven-foot guy play a doctor? Why can't I be a teacher? Why can't I be a foo...
GRIZZ CHAPMAN We believe that God is big enough to give every nationality their own religion, as he's given th...
DUANE CHAPMAN Only a few industrious Scots perhaps, who indeed are dispersed over the face of the whole earth. B...
GEORGE CHAPMAN People tend to criticize their spouse most loudly in the area where they themselves have the deepest...
GARY CHAPMAN Though pride is not a virtue, it is the parent of many virtues.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Let pride go afore, shame will follow after.
GEORGE CHAPMAN I love imagining being someone else in another time.
GEORGINA CHAPMAN I'm a hopeful cynic.
TRACY CHAPMAN I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do yo...
DUANE CHAPMAN She knew then that white was more than a color: It was a cold, pale shade of understanding that seem...
VANNETTA CHAPMAN Now love's the only thing thats free. We must take it where it's found. Pretty soon it may be costly...
TRACY CHAPMAN Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee. Light gains make heavy purses. 'Tis good to be merry ...
GEORGE CHAPMAN Words writ in waters.
GEORGE CHAPMAN To throw a blot on a man's reputation by praising him.
GEORGE CHAPMAN To seek a laurel wreath from a bride-cake. [To seek glory by some trifling performance. A carpet ...
GEORGE CHAPMAN To have a smattering knowledge of anything.
GEORGE CHAPMAN To be praised by a man who has won his laurels.
GEORGE CHAPMAN As good as a play.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Make ducks and drakes with shillings.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Hier lies that should fetch a perfect woman over the coles.
GEORGE CHAPMAN I'm actually an incredibly disorganized, messy person.
GEORGINA CHAPMAN Belize suits me because I'm active and I like diving. I learnt when I was 18, in Thailand, and I...
GEORGINA CHAPMAN Black is a pearl in a woman's eye.
GEORGE CHAPMAN For one heat, all know, doth drive out another, One passion doth expel another still.
GEORGE CHAPMAN I pray, what flowers are these? The pansy this, O, that's for lover's thoughts.
GEORGE CHAPMAN As night the life-inclining stars best shows, So lives obscure the starriest souls disclose.
GEORGE CHAPMAN And as great seamen, using all their wealth And skills in Neptune's deep invisible paths, In t...
GEORGE CHAPMAN Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
GEORGE CHAPMAN There are plenty of people to whom the crucial problems of their lives never get presented in terms ...
ROBERT CHAPMAN Fortune, the great commandress of the world, Hath divers ways to advance her followers: To som...
GEORGE CHAPMAN I see some recurring themes: things that feel threaded together, some symbolic references, and songs...
TRACY CHAPMAN He is at no end of his actions blest Whose ends will make greatest and not best.
GEORGE CHAPMAN We planned to give away Mike's poster about two weeks ago, and it's amazing how it worked out. We're...
DAN CHAPMAN He plots, he plans, he works in secret,
ROBERT CHAPMAN We're going to be a 'big brother' for Texans with limited means. We're standing by to negotiate thei...
RANDY CHAPMAN I mentioned that I received a scholarship to Episcopalian school, and the model for the school was &...
TRACY CHAPMAN I was raised in a Baptist tradition, but then I went to an Episcopalian high school, and they were v...
TRACY CHAPMAN It'd be easier for me if the board voted tonight, ... since I wouldn't have to vote. But I think it'...
RICHARD CHAPMAN You can't be afraid to put out a fire if you're a fireman. You can't be afraid to be a p...
DUANE CHAPMAN Altitude won't determine the outcome of the game, but it might have small effects here and there.
ROBERT CHAPMAN I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son.
DUANE CHAPMAN I think I'm a lot more patient. I think I was more a drill sergeant in the early years.
TONY CHAPMAN I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitch...
GEORGINA CHAPMAN Keep your blood pressure under control and pay attention to your urine. If it's foamy, that'...
GRIZZ CHAPMAN There is a responsible with being an artist. There is a responsible of the impact you leave on peopl...
AARON CHAPMAN Faith is the substance of hope - of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. So if you ...
DUANE CHAPMAN Each natural agent works but to this end,-- To render that it works on like itself.
GEORGE CHAPMAN For one heat, all know, doth drive out another, One passion doth expel another still.
GEORGE CHAPMAN Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs
GEORGE CHAPMAN Ignorance is the mother of admiration
GEORGE CHAPMAN Be free all worthy spirits, and stretch yourselves, for greatness and for height.
GEORGE CHAPMAN I decided to do whatever I could to make sure the business side of music didn't intrude on the c...
TRACY CHAPMAN They did a terrific job. It's a nice addition.
DOUG CHAPMAN A piano is really essential for a playhouse and this is a good one.
JIM CHAPMAN They're kind of like the cavalry.
JIM CHAPMAN I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of ...
TRACY CHAPMAN He thought other artists were like him, who could see something in another artist and take it.
HUGO CHAPMAN You could see what looked like a greasy, greenish slick with paper in it.
SUSAN CHAPMAN I think it's important for whatever you are doing, even if it's a collection, to seek outsid...
GEORGINA CHAPMAN I am ashamed the law is such an ass.
GEORGE CHAPMAN We inherit nothing truly, but what our actions make us worthy of
GEORGE CHAPMAN Give me a spirit that on this life's rough sea Loves to have his sails filled with a lusty wind, Eve...
GEORGE CHAPMAN We have plenty of capital,
GEORGE CHAPMAN Second-half growth is not expected to be as difficult to obtain.
GEORGE CHAPMAN We enjoyed a record year.
GEORGE CHAPMAN We just ask people for money.
GEORGE CHAPMAN He that shuns trifles must shun the world
GEORGE CHAPMAN “The artist must be in the art. If the art does not reflect the work of the artist, then it was cr...
AARON CHAPMAN I walk around and see how inventive they are, and you'll hear them break out in spontaneous chants. ...
DAN CHAPMAN There are essentially no craters visible at all. Instead, there are rocks and boulders covering much...
CLARK CHAPMAN He's the brawn, I'm the brains.
SCOTT CHAPMAN I think it was very educational for the kids, and I hope they learned a lot about the Commonwealth G...
JOE CHAPMAN People's real hopes and dreams can be distorted and misdirected and packaged until you're no...
TRACY CHAPMAN You can't take away that Liz Lemon is my boo; you can't take that away.
GRIZZ CHAPMAN At this point in my life I'd like to live as if only love mattered.
TRACY CHAPMAN Aaron started talking to me and said they had to get rid of it,
ANTHONY CHAPMAN We know you're innocent.
ANTHONY CHAPMAN I'm sorry, you guys. I just don't know how to take this,
ANTHONY CHAPMAN Out where the handclasp's a little stronger, Out where the smile swells a little longer,That's where...
ARTHUR CHAPMAN Envy is like a fly that passes all the body's sounder parts, and dwells upon the sores
ARTHUR CHAPMAN The arena charges us when something like this happens, and we in turn will bill the Bombers.
DAN CHAPMAN The order itself is just a diatribe and political manifesto.
CHARLES CHAPMAN [Hypatia Bradlaugh Bonner belonged to] that small army of brave people who made it their duty, witho...
CHAPMAN COHEN The exhibition was comprehensive; however, we were able to make additions to expand the Bay Area sto...
MARTIN CHAPMAN He wondered at the atrocities human kind was capable of committing. The majority of those housed bel...
BRYNN CHAPMAN A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felic...
ROBERT CHAPMAN You have to pay attention to the moment and make it the best it can be for you. I've been trying to ...
TRACY CHAPMAN I may be revered or defamed and decried; But I tried to live my life right.
TRACY CHAPMAN We all must live our lives always feeling, always thinking the moment has arrived.
TRACY CHAPMAN At this point in my life I'd like to live as if only love mattered.
TRACY CHAPMAN My great-grandfather was in the army in India, and we have photographs of my family there in full Vi...
GEORGINA CHAPMAN Environmental stewardship continues to be a core value of our business. This plan further demonstrat...
CARL CHAPMAN They've isolated us. There's something about bears. People see them as cute and cuddly.
ROBERT CHAPMAN This is a mountain heritage. We're not out to annihilate the bear.
ROBERT CHAPMAN Mr. Matthew thankfully has been excluded as a suspect, ... He has been conclusively shown not to hav...
DAVID CHAPMAN When you think about it, there's not much between New Orleans and Atlanta. We're going to need shelt...
TIM CHAPMAN First, they'd have to survive the chipping process. Then they'd have to survive the heat of those bi...
JOHN CHAPMAN