Call it a confluence of improbabilities,

It's the first time we've gotten (the National League) pennant. Let's get the World Series at the same time.

You bring a little bit of yourself into every character you play. We're multifaceted creatures.

I love the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;' that's probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard.

Rudolph was looking up at Santa, and he's still there. They didn't take him.

I don't like to tell lies.