CUSTOMER: Do you have a copy of Nineteen Eighty Six?<br />BOOKSELLER: Nineteen Eighty Six?<br />CUSTOMER: Yeah, Orwell.<br />BOOKSELLER: Oh – Nineteen Eighty Four.<br />CUSTOMER: No, I’m sure it’s Nineteen Eighty. Six; I’ve always remembered it because it’s the year I was born.

Jen Campbell