By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wanted a show business career, but I was suppressing it.

Show business is all I know, but I love it.

I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19, No. 1 in the mornings. I think I was making, I don't know, a quarter of a million dollars by the time I was 25.

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

When I was very young I knew that I wanted to be in show business. I knew that I wanted to be an entertainer.

It's show business. No show, no business.