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I can't stand the club scene.
CHRISTINE TAYLOR I started doing stand-up in college.
CARLOS ALAZRAQUI I can't stand the club scene. It's all about impressing people.
CHRISTINE TAYLOR![]()
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
MALCOLM FORBES![]()
I went back to Belfast and started a club, the Maritime. No one had thought about doing a blues club...
VAN MORRISON I had fun doing a lot of low-budget movies and web series. And I got back into stand-up where I star...
MARY LYNN RAJSKUB![]()
I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of tha...
DONALD GLOVER I started playing the violin when I was 5, but by the time I was 12 or 13, I wasn't really likin...
RANDY BACHMAN![]()
I was only 14 when I started playing the east London rave scene. At the time, I was so captivated by...
CHARLI XCX By the time I returned to Czechoslovakia, I had an understanding of the principles of the market.
VACLAV KLAUS Three died on the scene and were confirmed dead by medical workers and three others died in Kenyatta...
JASPHER OMBATI![]()
I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.
EDDIE MURPHY I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time.
DEIRDRE O'KANE The shields were enormous. In 'Julius Caesar,' I died early in the scene and used to fall as...
ROGER REES![]()
My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Facto...
HANNIBAL BURESS![]()
The club scene is terrible.
ANSEL ELGORT![]()
I was in 20 Shakespearean plays by the time I was 20.
JOHN LITHGOW![]()
As a young queer kid growing up, I explored my identity through the Chicago and Washington, D.C., cl...
CHELSEA MANNING By the time I was 10, I had lived in 11 different countries.
NATASHA LITTLE Even by the time I was four or five, I had Gene Autry records.
ROBERT QUINE Magic came very easy for me when I was a kid. When I was 8 years old I started doing it, and by the ...
DAVID COPPERFIELD![]()
There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great...
CAROL LEIFER Both have a good eye for the ball. Jen is doing well in the cage and she can hold up in pressure sit...
ALLISON COMITO![]()
...and the great advantage of being a literary woman, was that you could go everywhere and do everyt...
HENRY JAMES![]()
New York had a big influence on me growing up, and I was really part of the club scene - the Mudd Cl...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I ...
AMANDA BYNES I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up ...
NATASHA LEGGERO![]()
By the time I got involved, Blockbuster had already worked out some of the kinks.
WAYNE HUIZENGA By the time I was 12 or 13, I was studying biochemistry textbooks.
JOSHUA LEDERBERG![]()
By the time I was five, I was a little diva.
STEVIE NICKS At the time she died, she had a severe medical disease. She did not know what she was doing.
DR. XIAOYAN WU![]()
How people started to disappear??
It's an interesting question isn't it?
I guess on 89% su...
DEYTH BANGER![]()
I was a girly-girl until I moved to New York. Then I got really into the androgynous look of the ear...
CHLOE SEVIGNY When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy&...
ARTIE LANGE I love '70s organic architecture. I am very influenced by the time when I grew up.
ALEXANDRE DE BETAK By the time I was 19, punk had occurred. It had a completely different cultural dynamic to it which ...
BILLY BRAGG The plague had by this time almost died out, so that the survivors, when they met together alive, re...
BENEVENUTO CELLINI![]()
Usually by the time I finish a book tour I've just about had it with the book.
RICHARD RUSSO By the time I had finished my studies at St. Paul's School, I knew I wanted to be an actor.
ALEXIS DENISOF Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most.
JUDAH FRIEDLANDER I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. ...
JUDAH FRIEDLANDER Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not lik...
JEN KIRKMAN What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tr...
JEN KIRKMAN Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the bu...
JEN KIRKMAN Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom&...
JEN KIRKMAN I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or though...
JEN KIRKMAN I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new g...
JEN KIRKMAN I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tast...
JEN KIRKMAN I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some ma...
JEN KIRKMAN I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff'...
JEN KIRKMAN Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury re...
JEN KIRKMAN At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, ma...
JEN KIRKMAN Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they kno...
JEN KIRKMAN I love doing stand-up, and the more you do outside of stand-up to raise your profile, the better you...
ERIK GRIFFIN Two thousand years ago somebody died on the cross, can't somebody stand up for him?
WILLIAM BUCKINGHAM I started doing up-and-down strumming, basically to keep time and to play fast. As time went on, I s...
JOHNNY RAMONE![]()
By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.
TED WILLIAMS I knew how to swim by the time I turned 4.
AUDRINA PATRIDGE![]()
By the time I was 10 or 11, I knew I wanted to make films.
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN![]()
I want to be financially secure by the time I have kids.
CONOR MCGREGOR There is no greater torture than being forced to watch as your love, your reason for living, breathi...
QUINN LOFTIS The time I save setting up and cleaning up probably balances out by the time I spend on output.
BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE![]()
I'm still a little girl in Hawaii, I have the same friends I had when I was a kid who love me fo...
KIANA TOM I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I h...
KEVIN POLLAK I like the dueling club scene, where Daniel and I fight with our wands. I thought it was a brilliant...
TOM FELTON By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney had been totally disabled for at least six months...
BETTY HILL Sometimes I try to lift it up even a little more while helping Jen (Uhl) own the inside.
ALLI MACKO I was in an archery club in Fremont, and we had problems getting arrows. So I started making them. I...
JASON SPARKS We had a great time with S Club 7. We are all doing our own thing at the moment but we'd definitely ...
BRADLEY MCINTOSH![]()
By the time I was twelve, I had started my own theater company and was doing plays in the backyard a...
CARRIE PRESTON I looked up at the scoreboard at halftime and we were tied. The next time I looked up, we were up by...
ADDIE MICIR We just started filming, and after every scene was shot, we had a rehearsal for the next one.
RUPERT GRINT It was obvious when they walked in that the man had died. The scene, the blood evidence at the scene...
CAPT. JON FROOMIN I was pretty much grown-up by the time I attended school in Britain - or as grown-up as I'll eve...
WALTER JON WILLIAMS His business died overnight. But he just shifted his focus to making power windows for those restori...
ROBBY WHITEHEAD My dad was pretty strict. We didn't even get to watch any of his movies until I was, like, 17 ye...
DAMON WAYANS, JR. By the time I was in my teens, I was listening to Delta blues and jazz.
HOZIER![]()
By the time I could have played football, I was already into acting and that's what I wanted to ...
DAVID MORSE![]()
Most of the time - 99 percent of the time - you just don't know how and why the threads are looped t...
LAUREN OLIVER One guard died at the scene, two others are fighting for their lives.
EUGENE OPPERMAN![]()
I actually started modeling in Ethiopia, because that's where I grew up, and I started out by ju...
LIYA KEBEDE![]()
I remembered his older brother, who had died in Sicily, in battle for the free world- he had barely ...
JAMES BALDWIN I had $20,000, and I started up JYSK.
LARS LARSEN![]()
I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials an...
NICK KROLL![]()
When he had a scene, we would stand like a set away and watch, and we were just cracking up. He woul...
REESE WITHERSPOON I was in a play directed by my father, and I was doing a fight scene, and the choreography went hayw...
JEREMY PIVEN![]()
I had died and woken up in High School Musical
JAMIE MCGUIRE I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
DAVE ATTELL Icy: You ladies want to hear something funny? The quiz in last month's Teen Witch said "What would y...
ICY, DARCY, THE WINX CLUB I started this last year when I was called up for the first time. I like doing it myself. Opening Da...
BRANDON WATSON![]()
Of course, when I started my career, like anyone else who was 16 at the time, we were besotted by th...
CLIFF RICHARD Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
DOUG STANHOPE The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.
CHARLIE DAY I was fantastically well versed by the time I left school. I had a teacher who put 'A Clockwork ...
KENNETH CRANHAM![]()
I had probably seven agents by the time I became a legitimate real estate broker.
BARBARA CORCORAN![]()
By the time I was 10 or 12, I had discovered the lure of the romance genre - and the dusty copy of &...
SARAH MACLEAN When I was a kid. I had traveled the world by the time I was 13 years old because of all the competi...
BRITTANY BOWE![]()
I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing G...
JIM BAKKER![]()
I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing G...
WALTER BAGEHOT I have done a sketch show almost every year since I started in 1975. I have also had a go several ti...
LENNY HENRY
CHRISTINE TAYLOR I started doing stand-up in college.
CARLOS ALAZRAQUI I can't stand the club scene. It's all about impressing people.
CHRISTINE TAYLOR
By the time we've made it, we've had it. MALCOLM FORBES
I went back to Belfast and started a club, the Maritime. No one had thought about doing a blues club... VAN MORRISON I had fun doing a lot of low-budget movies and web series. And I got back into stand-up where I star...
MARY LYNN RAJSKUB
I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of tha... DONALD GLOVER I started playing the violin when I was 5, but by the time I was 12 or 13, I wasn't really likin...
RANDY BACHMAN
I was only 14 when I started playing the east London rave scene. At the time, I was so captivated by... CHARLI XCX By the time I returned to Czechoslovakia, I had an understanding of the principles of the market.
VACLAV KLAUS Three died on the scene and were confirmed dead by medical workers and three others died in Kenyatta...
JASPHER OMBATI
I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing. EDDIE MURPHY I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time.
DEIRDRE O'KANE The shields were enormous. In 'Julius Caesar,' I died early in the scene and used to fall as...
ROGER REES
My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Facto... HANNIBAL BURESS
The club scene is terrible. ANSEL ELGORT
I was in 20 Shakespearean plays by the time I was 20. JOHN LITHGOW
As a young queer kid growing up, I explored my identity through the Chicago and Washington, D.C., cl... CHELSEA MANNING By the time I was 10, I had lived in 11 different countries.
NATASHA LITTLE Even by the time I was four or five, I had Gene Autry records.
ROBERT QUINE Magic came very easy for me when I was a kid. When I was 8 years old I started doing it, and by the ...
DAVID COPPERFIELD
There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great... CAROL LEIFER Both have a good eye for the ball. Jen is doing well in the cage and she can hold up in pressure sit...
ALLISON COMITO
...and the great advantage of being a literary woman, was that you could go everywhere and do everyt... HENRY JAMES
New York had a big influence on me growing up, and I was really part of the club scene - the Mudd Cl... DYLAN MCDERMOTT I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I ...
AMANDA BYNES I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up ...
NATASHA LEGGERO
By the time I got involved, Blockbuster had already worked out some of the kinks. WAYNE HUIZENGA By the time I was 12 or 13, I was studying biochemistry textbooks.
JOSHUA LEDERBERG
By the time I was five, I was a little diva. STEVIE NICKS At the time she died, she had a severe medical disease. She did not know what she was doing.
DR. XIAOYAN WU
How people started to disappear??It's an interesting question isn't it?
I guess on 89% su...
DEYTH BANGER
I was a girly-girl until I moved to New York. Then I got really into the androgynous look of the ear... CHLOE SEVIGNY When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy&...
ARTIE LANGE I love '70s organic architecture. I am very influenced by the time when I grew up.
ALEXANDRE DE BETAK By the time I was 19, punk had occurred. It had a completely different cultural dynamic to it which ...
BILLY BRAGG The plague had by this time almost died out, so that the survivors, when they met together alive, re...
BENEVENUTO CELLINI
Usually by the time I finish a book tour I've just about had it with the book. RICHARD RUSSO By the time I had finished my studies at St. Paul's School, I knew I wanted to be an actor.
ALEXIS DENISOF Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most.
JUDAH FRIEDLANDER I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. ...
JUDAH FRIEDLANDER Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not lik...
JEN KIRKMAN What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tr...
JEN KIRKMAN Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the bu...
JEN KIRKMAN Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom&...
JEN KIRKMAN I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or though...
JEN KIRKMAN I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new g...
JEN KIRKMAN I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tast...
JEN KIRKMAN I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some ma...
JEN KIRKMAN I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff'...
JEN KIRKMAN Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury re...
JEN KIRKMAN At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, ma...
JEN KIRKMAN Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they kno...
JEN KIRKMAN I love doing stand-up, and the more you do outside of stand-up to raise your profile, the better you...
ERIK GRIFFIN Two thousand years ago somebody died on the cross, can't somebody stand up for him?
WILLIAM BUCKINGHAM I started doing up-and-down strumming, basically to keep time and to play fast. As time went on, I s...
JOHNNY RAMONE
By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it. TED WILLIAMS I knew how to swim by the time I turned 4.
AUDRINA PATRIDGE
By the time I was 10 or 11, I knew I wanted to make films. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
I want to be financially secure by the time I have kids. CONOR MCGREGOR There is no greater torture than being forced to watch as your love, your reason for living, breathi...
QUINN LOFTIS The time I save setting up and cleaning up probably balances out by the time I spend on output.
BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE
I'm still a little girl in Hawaii, I have the same friends I had when I was a kid who love me fo... KIANA TOM I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I h...
KEVIN POLLAK I like the dueling club scene, where Daniel and I fight with our wands. I thought it was a brilliant...
TOM FELTON By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney had been totally disabled for at least six months...
BETTY HILL Sometimes I try to lift it up even a little more while helping Jen (Uhl) own the inside.
ALLI MACKO I was in an archery club in Fremont, and we had problems getting arrows. So I started making them. I...
JASON SPARKS We had a great time with S Club 7. We are all doing our own thing at the moment but we'd definitely ...
BRADLEY MCINTOSH
By the time I was twelve, I had started my own theater company and was doing plays in the backyard a... CARRIE PRESTON I looked up at the scoreboard at halftime and we were tied. The next time I looked up, we were up by...
ADDIE MICIR We just started filming, and after every scene was shot, we had a rehearsal for the next one.
RUPERT GRINT It was obvious when they walked in that the man had died. The scene, the blood evidence at the scene...
CAPT. JON FROOMIN I was pretty much grown-up by the time I attended school in Britain - or as grown-up as I'll eve...
WALTER JON WILLIAMS His business died overnight. But he just shifted his focus to making power windows for those restori...
ROBBY WHITEHEAD My dad was pretty strict. We didn't even get to watch any of his movies until I was, like, 17 ye...
DAMON WAYANS, JR. By the time I was in my teens, I was listening to Delta blues and jazz.
HOZIER
By the time I could have played football, I was already into acting and that's what I wanted to ... DAVID MORSE
Most of the time - 99 percent of the time - you just don't know how and why the threads are looped t... LAUREN OLIVER One guard died at the scene, two others are fighting for their lives.
EUGENE OPPERMAN
I actually started modeling in Ethiopia, because that's where I grew up, and I started out by ju... LIYA KEBEDE
I remembered his older brother, who had died in Sicily, in battle for the free world- he had barely ... JAMES BALDWIN I had $20,000, and I started up JYSK.
LARS LARSEN
I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials an... NICK KROLL
When he had a scene, we would stand like a set away and watch, and we were just cracking up. He woul... REESE WITHERSPOON I was in a play directed by my father, and I was doing a fight scene, and the choreography went hayw...
JEREMY PIVEN
I had died and woken up in High School Musical JAMIE MCGUIRE I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
DAVE ATTELL Icy: You ladies want to hear something funny? The quiz in last month's Teen Witch said "What would y...
ICY, DARCY, THE WINX CLUB I started this last year when I was called up for the first time. I like doing it myself. Opening Da...
BRANDON WATSON
Of course, when I started my career, like anyone else who was 16 at the time, we were besotted by th... CLIFF RICHARD Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
DOUG STANHOPE The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.
CHARLIE DAY I was fantastically well versed by the time I left school. I had a teacher who put 'A Clockwork ...
KENNETH CRANHAM
I had probably seven agents by the time I became a legitimate real estate broker. BARBARA CORCORAN
By the time I was 10 or 12, I had discovered the lure of the romance genre - and the dusty copy of &... SARAH MACLEAN When I was a kid. I had traveled the world by the time I was 13 years old because of all the competi...
BRITTANY BOWE
I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing G... JIM BAKKER
I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing G... WALTER BAGEHOT I have done a sketch show almost every year since I started in 1975. I have also had a go several ti...
LENNY HENRY
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