But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

Adam was the only man who, when saying a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.

...It is hard to overestimate how far a man can go in America if he looks good on a horse.

Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light