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But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.


Neil Innes

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PARKER POSEY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES What will happen if we go to 0 day?
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DEYTH BANGER We look to again contend for the division, league and sectional titles.
BILL DOYLE I think we had 22 credentials for press last year and we had 78 today.
DONNA ORENDER The records that I grew up listening to had feel, and the drummers that inspired me - like Stewart C...
TAYLOR HAWKINS I like to frequent antiques shops and flea markets like the Rose Bowl in Pasadena.
ZULEIKHA ROBINSON I love going to flea markets especially when I am traveling, because I love seeing the stuff of othe...
ANNA SUI I used to chart the records. I used to listen Hit Parade. I was in love with the Hit Parade for its ...
ART GARFUNKEL It's an addiction. I love clothes. I like to go down Melrose and look in all the windows and I g...
ZOOEY DESCHANEL I love vintage shopping in flea markets, vintage stores and even Ebay.
CHELSEA LEYLAND I'm not full of malice, but I do dislike Neil Diamond a lot, and I'm sorry that I've don...
ROBERT WYATT We are far from perfect but willing to be different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL I grew up in Florida, which is the land of flea markets and swap meets. My grandmother loved to go t...
RANSOM RIGGS I had just lost my dad and I remembered all the songs we used to go and hear at concerts, and the re...
VINCE GILL I'd just go into a room in my memory and just look around and start seeing things that I'd forgotten...
FRANK MCCOURT We went in the studio ... to make music. And I think Neil liked that. When he came down to play on o...
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JOAN JETT City Parks has the authority to extend the hours for special events, such as jazz concerts, flea mar...
JENNY MOODLEY I had a silly mistake in the middle passage and that is the one that you have to take right. That di...
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COLSON WHITEHEAD Flea and Anthony are into funk, like old school Meters and stuff like that.
CHAD SMITH I'm pretty much a thrift shop gal. Flea markets on Sundays.
ZOE KRAVITZ The first sign of real obsession with music was with an old wind-up gramophone that mum had thrown o...
GEORGE MICHAEL My father had the bug. Ever since I can remember walking, he was waking me up at 5 in the morning to...
DUSTIN YELLIN When you are true to yourself, you will find yourself more easily able to pursue the things that mat...
ELIZABETH ALRAUNE Another one of our fantasies is that we'd like to make this area more active with ongoing flea marke...
GABRIEL BRISBOIS At university, I used to write silly little sketches and monologues, but never fiction.
DAVID NICHOLLS My mother used to take me to flea markets in my stroller, and I would just rummage through the piles...
LILY COLLINS My first collection was made from sheets that my grandmother, who lived in Normandy, had been collec...
OLIVIER THEYSKENS I don't think radio is selling records like they used to. They'd hawk the song and hawk the ...
HERB ALPERT I have eighteen titles in the German language. I had a number one song in 1965.
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ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
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ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO A lot of bands in music history have had titles that were easy for radio DJs. We wanted to have titl...
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BARRY MCGUIRE I look at things as 'Everything is meant to be.'
LIL WAYNE Milan has more experience than us and that's important. It's also true that they have won more title...
CARLES PUYOL Back at that time, we played the songs pretty much the way we heard them on the records. We streamli...
MICHAEL DAVIS Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list.
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C. JOYBELL C. I think I always sang, I always used to listen to old Bessie Smith records, and Kate Smith. And Bill...
BEA ARTHUR I go out and look at how the world impacts a whole community of birds _ basically, how do things we ...
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RIDLEY PEARSON People want the here and now, rather than the there and after; as most are living in the where and w...
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CHRISTINE KEELER I'd just as soon a beggar as king, And the reason I'll tell you for why; A king cannot swagger...
OLD SONG This animal is very malicious; when attacked it defends itself. [Fr., Cet animal est tres mechant;...
OLD SONG There's a skin without and a skin within, A covering skin and a lining skin, But the skin with...
OLD SONG When Bryan O'Lynn had no shirt to put on, He took him a sheep skin to make him a' one. "With t...
OLD SONG Gluttony kills more than the sword, and is the kindler of all evils. [Lat., Gula plures occidit q...
OLD SONG The poor man will praise it so hath he good cause, That all the year eats neither partridge not qu...
OLD SONG In good King Charles's golden days When royalty no harm meant, A zealous high-churchman was I,...
OLD SONG Over the hills and o'er the main, To Flanders, Portugal and Spain, Queen Anne commands and we'...
OLD SONG When this old cap was new 'Tis since two hundred years.
OLD SONG Old Rose is dead, that good old man, We ne'er shall see him more; He used to wear an old blue ...
OLD SONG As the yellow gold is tried in the fire, so is sincerity tested in adversity.
OLD SONG Ants will not go to an empty granary, and friends will not visit us when our wealth is gone.
OLD SONG An injury may prove a blessing.
OLD SONG Accursed poison lies hid beneath sweet honey.
OLD SONG A soldier when aged is not appreciated; the love of an old man sickens.
OLD SONG A light breath fans the flame, a violent gust extinguishes it.
OLD SONG A gift in time of need is most acceptable.
OLD SONG A credulous thing is love.
OLD SONG A burthen cheerfully borne becomes light.
OLD SONG A bitter drug oft brings relief.
OLD SONG Old soldiers never die; They fade away!
OLD SONG St. George he was for England; St. Dennis was for France. Sing, "Honi soit qui mal y pense."
OLD SONG A wealthy traveller fears an ambush, while one with empty pockets journeys on in safety.
OLD SONG Always keep your hook in the water: where you least expect one, the fish will be found.
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We...
NEIL GAIMAN I have no plans to love you," said Coraline. "No matter what. You can't make me love you.
NEIL GAIMAN The sky had never seemed so sky; the world had never seemed so world.
NEIL GAIMAN The names are the first things to go, after the breath has gone, and the beating of the heart. We ke...
NEIL GAIMAN It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning,...
NEIL GAIMAN But how can you walk away from something and still come back to it?
NEIL GAIMAN How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I s...
NEIL GAIMAN Because,' she said, 'when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave.
NEIL GAIMAN I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got ev...
NEIL GAIMAN I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies.
NEIL GAIMAN You have to believe. Otherwise, it will never happen.
NEIL GAIMAN I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody...
NEIL GAIMAN You've a good heart. Sometimes that's enough to see you safe wherever you go. But mostly, it's not.
NEIL GAIMAN What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it�...
NEIL GAIMAN I’m not happy about any of this,” said Thor. “I’m going to kill somebody soon, just to relie...
NEIL GAIMAN Fair enough,” said Thor. “What’s the price?” “Freya’s hand in marriage.” “He just wa...
NEIL GAIMAN Because,” said Thor, “when something goes wrong, the first thing I always think is, it is Loki�...
NEIL GAIMAN You're a poem?' I repeated.

She chewed her lower lip. 'If you want. I am a poem, or I am ...
NEIL GAIMAN