But then, look at me. My brain is incorrectly formed, and I'm shaped like a tube. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, a "survivor" of childhood sexual abuse, was raised in a cult and have no education. So, really, if you think about it, the only thing that separates me from the guy with the stinky foot and no teeth is a book deal and some cologne.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS For me, my life is a journey. JAY ELECTRONICA When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS My childhood was safe and sane. No abuse and no traumas. I was surrounded by a large and loving fami... RONNIE JAMES DIO Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. BRIAN JACQUES I wish I was home", She said miserably. She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... CHARLES BUKOWSKI Daring to dream is not difficult, it's making them come true that is hard... NANETTE L. AVERY You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... CRAIG GROESCHEL She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I am losing precious days. I am degenerating into a machine for making money. I am learning nothing ... JOHN MUIR Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA We decided we were really going to look at the survivor side of child abuse. (Cindy Hall) was a surv... CHERYL LOVE Beaming into the thick of a tree without becoming a lifelong tree hugger was a tricky business. A pr... CHRISTINA ENGELA Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth! THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me." Stars flicker... SARAH J. MAAS He had what he called just a small ration of tools: A painted book. A handful of pencils.<... MARKUS ZUSAK Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY Shhh. Just listen. You, of all people. Listen to what Im saying. This...tonight...is the most wonder... JOJO MOYES Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM While there may not be a book in every one of us, there is so often a damned good short story. JEFFREY ARCHER I frowned at the eye in my palm. "What, literally shout at the tattoo?" "You could try rubbing ... SARAH J. MAAS The world is a beautiful place to be born into if you don't mind happiness not always... LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Po... TERRY PRATCHETT To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN Im okay Im okay now. But you really need to listen to me 'cause im telling you the trut... GERARD WAY You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'... MITCH HEDBERG It was really no big deal then, and still isn't to me. I think the whole problem with it is they mad... JOHN HUSTON The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ... C. JOYBELL C. Look to your heart and soul first, rather than looking to your head first, when choosing. Rather tha... JEFFREY R. ANDERSON Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu... ARTEMUS WARD She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would no... SARAH J. MAAS I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?" There was nothing but uncompromising w... SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. His first words to me— not a lie at a... SARAH J. MAAS I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door. And I was not a mouse. I ... SARAH J. MAAS No one was my master— but I might be master of everything, if I wished. If I dared. SARAH J. MAAS He drained his glass. "I made a mistake." "It's not the end of the world if you do that every n... SARAH J. MAAS I will kill anyone who harms you," Rhys snarled. "I will kill them, and take a damn long time doing ... SARAH J. MAAS Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?" "Ah. The Suriel to... SARAH J. MAAS By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. E.M. FORSTER If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS A servant who serves excellently from his whole heart with due courage and humility is never a serva... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH You must know that there is nothing higher and stronger and more wholesome and good for life in the ... FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY Life is a re-discovery. BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga... GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception. DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire! DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y... GARY F EVANS... When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH For me, life is a bowl of cherries. SISSY SPACEK This world is a peaceful stage where we are all villains of this drama and trees are the heroes. DEBASISH MRIDHA I wanted to tell you that I just--I miss you. And maybe that sounds ridiculous--like we barely know ... TAMMARA WEBBER That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Sexual abuse is also a secret crime, one that usually has no witness. Shame and secrecy keep a child... RENEE FREDRICKSON you really think im happy what just because i smile haha thats a joke is the devil good just because... AMBER FAITH HUN
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JOHN BURROUGHS Temperament lies behind mood; behind will, lies the fate of character. Then behind both, the influen... JOHN BURROUGHS Some men are like nails, very easily drawn; others however are more like rivets never drawn at all. JOHN BURROUGHS Every walk to the woods is a religious rite, every bath in the stream is a saving ordinance. Communi... JOHN BURROUGHS The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of t... JOHN BURROUGHS One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: "To rise above the little things." JOHN BURROUGHS Joy in the universe, and keen curiosity about it all -- that has been my religion. JOHN BURROUGHS A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. JOHN BURROUGHS It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative. JOHN BURROUGHS Serene I told my hands and wait,
Nor care for wind or tide nor sea;
I rave no more 'gainst tim... JOHN BURROUGHS Without death and decay, how could life go on? JOHN BURROUGHS Holiness is the very principle of eternal life, the very beginning of eternal life in the heart, and... JEREMIAH BURROUGHS The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I s... JOHN BURROUGHS Our flying squirrel is in no proper sense a flyer. On the ground, he is more helpless than a chipmun... JOHN BURROUGHS I am for 100 per cent Americanism, 100 per cent efficiency, and 100 per cent life. I expect to live ... JOHN BURROUGHS The animal world seizes its food in masses little and big, and often gorges itself with it, but the ... JOHN BURROUGHS He who marvels at the beauty of the world in summer will find equal cause for wonder and admiration ... JOHN BURROUGHS The phoebe-bird is a wise architect and perhaps enjoys as great an immunity from danger, both in its... JOHN BURROUGHS Women are about the best lovers of nature, after all; at least of nature in her milder and more fami... JOHN BURROUGHS The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention. JOHN BURROUGHS In October, a maple tree before your window lights up your room like a great lamp. Even on cloudy da... JOHN BURROUGHS To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed b... JOHN BURROUGHS The common bees will never use their sting upon the queen; if she is to be disposed of, they starve ... JOHN BURROUGHS A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. JOHN BURROUGHS I have discovered the secret of happiness - it is work, either with the hands or the head. The momen... JOHN BURROUGHS It seems to me that evolution adds greatly to the wonder of life because it takes it out of the real... JOHN BURROUGHS England is not a country of granite and marble, but of chalk, marl, and clay. JOHN BURROUGHS August is the month of the high-sailing hawks. The hen hawk is the most noticeable. He likes the haz... JOHN BURROUGHS One of the most graceful of warriors is the robin. I know few prettier sights than two males challen... JOHN BURROUGHS I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. JOHN BURROUGHS To regard the soul and body as one, or to ascribe to consciousness a physiological origin, is not de... JOHN BURROUGHS It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the su... JOHN BURROUGHS Without the name, any flower is still more or less a stranger to you. The name betrays its family, i... JOHN BURROUGHS The art of the bird is to conceal its nest both as to position and as to material, but now and then ... JOHN BURROUGHS When the woodpecker is searching for food, or laying siege to some hidden grub, the sound of his ham... JOHN BURROUGHS The type of mind of Whitman's, which seldom or never emerges as a mere mentality, an independent... JOHN BURROUGHS For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self... JOHN BURROUGHS The country is more of a wilderness, more of a wild solitude, in the winter than in the summer. The ... JOHN BURROUGHS Birds and animals probably think without knowing that they think; that is, they have not self-consci... JOHN BURROUGHS The life of a swarm of bees is like an active and hazardous campaign of an army: the ranks are being... JOHN BURROUGHS One reason, doubtless, why squirrels are so bold and reckless in leaping through the trees is that, ... JOHN BURROUGHS If America wishes to preserve her native birds, we must help supply what civilization has taken from... JOHN BURROUGHS Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christia... JEFF BURROUGHS Living in the city is a discordant thing, an unnatural thing. The city, a place to which one goes to... JOHN BURROUGHS The red squirrel is more common and less dignified than the gray, and oftener guilty of petty larcen... JOHN BURROUGHS The love of nature is a different thing from the love of science, though the two may go together. JOHN BURROUGHS Emerson is the spokesman and prophet of youth and of a formative, idealistic age. His is a voice fro... JOHN BURROUGHS Literature is an investment of genius which has dividends to all subsequent times JOHN BURROUGHS To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another. JOHN BURROUGHS Travel and society polish one, but a rolling stone gathers no moss, and a little moss is a good thin... JOHN BURROUGHS The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are. JOHN BURROUGHS The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in
winter; the fleshy, in summer. I... JOHN BURROUGHS