But she wasn't up for any award this year.

She's pregnant. That's why she's wearing black.

Baby diarrhea. The necklace doesn't work and those bright, red lips? She doesn't look like her.

It's too big for her. It looked better when she was sitting down.

It would be cool if it were a better color.

I thought we had a chance. You hold a team to 36 percent shooting, you rebound with them, you get more free throws ... the difference in the game might be the stretch where we turned the ball over.