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But it is a blessed provision of nature that at times like these, as soon as a man's mercury has got down to a certain point there comes a revulsion, and he rallies. Hope springs up, and cheerfulness along with it, and then he is in good shape to do something for himself, if anything can be done.


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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
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MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
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MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
MARK TWAIN Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
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MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
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MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated.
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MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
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MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
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MARK TWAIN His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
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MARK TWAIN There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
MARK TWAIN It is by the goodness of God that we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech...
MARK TWAIN There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
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MARK TWAIN A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
MARK TWAIN A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
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MARK TWAIN The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
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MARK TWAIN Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expe...
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MARK TWAIN Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
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MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
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MARK TWAIN The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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