But I used to have a bit of a gambling problem. And that would have been the answer to my prayers. It got worse when I started playing this character, too.

It got a little boring I guess, playing the same note over and over.

I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night.

I really wanted to be born a woman. It all started there. A South American woman. And I'm upset that I was born a white Jewish male. I've been angry since.

I used to be more of a wild kid. But I've slowed down.

I have a bit of a traveling addiction, and, ah, yeah. I went to, ah, Bali this summer.